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Old 10-05-2012, 02:11 PM   #1
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I have had this in my email for a while, thought I'd share.




So, we had this great 10 year old cat named Jack who just recently died. Jack was a great cat and the kids would carry him around and sit on him and nothing ever bothered him. He used to hang out and nap all day long on a mat in our bathroom.

Well we have 3 kids, and at the time of this story they were 4 years old, 3years old and 1 year old. The middle one is Eli. Eli really loves Chapstick. LOVES it. He kept asking to use my Chapstick and then losing it. So finally one day I showed him where in the bathroom I keep my Chapstick and how he could use it whenever he wanted to, but he needed to put it right back in the drawer when he was done.

Last year on Mother's Day, we were having the typical rush trying to get ready for Church with everyone crying and carrying on. My two boys are fighting over the toy in the cereal box. I am trying to nurse my little one at the same time I am putting on my make-up. Everything is a mess and everyone has long forgotten that this is a wonderful day to honor me and the amazing job that is motherhood.

We finally have the older one and the baby loaded in the car, and I am looking for Eli. I have searched everywhere, and I finally round the corner to go into the bathroom. And there was Eli. He was applying my Chapstick VERY carefully to Jack's . . . . . rear end.

Eli looked right into my eyes and said "Chapped." Now if you have a cat, you know that he is right -- their little butts do look pretty chapped. And, frankly, Jack didn't seem to mind. And the only question to really ask at that point was whether it was FIRST time Eli had done that to the cat's behind or the hundredth.



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Old 10-05-2012, 02:34 PM   #2
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Old 10-05-2012, 02:55 PM   #3
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^____ is why I never let anyone borrow my Chapstick. Cat butts. And herpes. Cat butts and herpes.
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^____ is why I never let anyone borrow my Chapstick. Cat butts. And herpes. Cat butts and herpes.
Your afraid your going to give your cats butt, herpes??
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Your afraid your going to give your cats butt, herpes??
Of course! Aren't you?
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Oh wow, that is rich! Thanks for the laugh, hahah!
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