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Old 03-21-2012, 07:35 PM   #1
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Default So you are drunk...

and have the opportunity to tell off any famous or well-known person. What would you say?

Please keep in mind the rules of CA, so let's not get political or religious.
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Old 03-21-2012, 07:46 PM   #2
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Well i would tell Lady GAGA that she need to seek mental help. And then tell people from Jersey Shore to just jump off a cliff and save me the bullet
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Pawn Stars, bunch of damn thieves!!!!!
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I would go upto alan sugar and tell him he's fired......than kick him in the nuts to enforce the point.
 
Old 03-21-2012, 08:52 PM   #5
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I would love to tell Katy Perry that it's not ok to drop Johnny Cash's name in your song, and then I'd grab her boob and run off.
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Pawn Stars, bunch of damn thieves!!!!!
what!!! well to each your own.
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"Smell this rag for me"

The rag is soaked in chloroform. Then...

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I would say "Pete, get out of here with that low-rent bullsh*t son".
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I agree Larry. Pisses me off how they screw people over. Rick is a parasite.
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I would tell Will Ferrell I was doing his schtick back in 1981 but I still like him.

I would tell anyone who has ever been on The Bachelor that they need to resolve their daddy issues or get Tom's phone number if they want a real man.

I would tell Michael Chiklis that there were at least 3 more seasons left for The Shield.

I would tell Piers Morgan that he is a twit and a gumby.


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I would tell anyone who has ever been on The Bachelor that they need to resolve their daddy issues or get Tom's phone number if they want a real man.

I would tell Michael Chiklis that there were at least 3 more seasons left for The Shield.

I would tell Piers Morgan that he is a twit and a gumby.


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I'd tell Megan fox to suck my d*ck.
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I'd tell everyone that that's the end of that.
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