How do you know when you've bought too many? - Page 2

icehog3 · 03-17-2012, 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by lenguamor

"Too many?" What is this strange language? I do not comprehend it.

This.

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Originally Posted by jluck

I think it translates to; Time for a larger humidor,coolidor,wineador or.....

Too many cigars= Too few of humidors

And this.

Hem · 03-17-2012, 01:34 AM

Just make sure you order her something nice and when it shows up in a small box and she thinks its more cigars..have her open it and enjoy a nice gift from you! She'll love it.

icehog3 · 03-17-2012, 01:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Hem

Just make sure you order her something nice and when it shows up in a small box and she thinks its more cigars..have her open it and enjoy a nice gift from you! She'll love it.

There's a man who knows how to keep his woman happy (and guessing).

longknocker · 03-17-2012, 03:29 AM

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Originally Posted by cmitch

I ordered a new phone because I dropped and broke my old Motorola. I had already given the missus a heads up that my cigar order would be arriving soon. In comes the phone in an 8 x 6 x 6 box. Wife says, Cigars? I said, "phone." "Are you sure? It says Olva on the side."
"that's a shipping code prefix. If it was my cigars, the box would've been four times that size."
I got 'the look'. Time to go.

Just Go "1 Month" Without Buying Any Sticks And You Get, "I See You're Not Buying Any Cigars This Month".

MrClean · 03-17-2012, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by longknocker

Just Go "1 Month" Without Buying Any Sticks And You Get, "I See You're Not Buying Any Cigars This Month".

This is what I'm doing right now. Not really because she complains about me buying cigars, just trying to get ahead of the game.

Skywalker · 03-17-2012, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by longknocker

Just Go "1 Week" Without Buying Any Sticks And You Get, "I See You're Not Buying Any Cigars This Week".

I changed this to a more realistic time period!

T.G · 03-17-2012, 10:29 AM

"How do you know when you've bought too many?"

When your vendor ships you 80 boxes of Backwoods.

Oh, uuhm, hi Dice...

Skywalker · 03-17-2012, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by T.G

"How do you know when you've bought too many?"

When your vendor ships you 80 boxes of Backwoods.

Oh, uuhm, hi Dice...

N2 GOLD · 03-17-2012, 01:09 PM

Enough is NEVER enough...

dvickery · 03-17-2012, 07:44 PM

its all relative...my wife can spend way more than a box of smokes cost in a matter of seconds.

try this...

i get to go to havana to shop for cigars...stop buying cigars online...internet cigar shopping (for me)is just not right...its all in the window shopping/sniffing fresh boxes and some friendly banter with the people in the smoke shop that you stalk in.

10 or 15 boxes twice a year seems to be acceptable to judy...

derrek

icehog3 · 03-17-2012, 10:11 PM

I'll stop buying cigars on-line when I can bring back 10 boxes from Havana, Derrek.

Hem · 03-17-2012, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

I'll stop buying cigars on-line when I can bring back 10 boxes from Havana, Derrek.

THIS! ^

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