Spiders tried to eat my face. - Page 4

irratebass · 03-09-2012, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by srduggins

The spider could have gotten rolled up into the stogie and spun the web after it was already inside. It would have been much harder for a roller to notice that.

Anyone ever hear the estimate of how many spiders we eat while we sleep? I believe it was 8 in a year. It was part of a bunch of statistics that were mostly debunked, but on this one, the expert said the estimate was probably too low.

Smoke more spiders! - so you don't have to eat them later.

Is that what causes bad morning breath?

03-09-2012, 01:54 PM

Spider webs could improve a cigar. I don't think the spider eggs would though. We have to get a blind taste to make sure, right?

BHalbrooks · 03-09-2012, 05:31 PM

.... Reaver is that even English?

03-09-2012, 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BHalbrooks

.... Reaver is that even English?

You managed to read it didn't you even if it did take 20 seconds of your life away.

The master plan at work.

BHalbrooks · 03-09-2012, 05:49 PM

No, I had it set to English to English

cjhalbrooks · 03-09-2012, 05:50 PM

Okay before anything is said i am done joking on this topic

nick2021 · 03-09-2012, 05:58 PM

I think the spider part is not the concern...but the twigs are...pretty big miss..

Pseudosacred · 03-09-2012, 06:08 PM

Reaver used the word "suppository" instead of "supposedly"

Now, whether or not he did it on purpose is a question.

BHalbrooks · 03-09-2012, 06:15 PM

I wasn't reffering to what you said haha. I meant his whole post. I can't understand it.
He kicked a Spider onto a Telephone poll to warn other spiders?

Pseudosacred · 03-09-2012, 06:17 PM

Oh

If it means anything, I didn't understand it at all either

BHalbrooks · 03-09-2012, 06:22 PM

Who does???

On topic:
The twigs seem to be the worst part. I mean, maybe **** happens with the Spider?

cjhalbrooks · 03-09-2012, 06:25 PM

i think that the spider would not have messed up the cigar for the most part. But the twigs would have changed the whole smoke. As in the burn and i have never tried to smoke a stick anyone want to tell me what that is like lol

nick2021 · 03-09-2012, 09:01 PM

I smoked a twig once and I think it edged out a Gurkha by a tad

Quote:

Originally Posted by cjhalbrooks

i think that the spider would not have messed up the cigar for the most part. But the twigs would have changed the whole smoke. As in the burn and i have never tried to smoke a stick anyone want to tell me what that is like lol

lenguamor · 03-09-2012, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nick2021

I smoked a twig once and I think it edged out a Gurkha by a tad

/thread

Islayphile · 03-09-2012, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nick2021

I smoked a twig once and I think it edged out a Gurkha by a tad

Was that twig a natural or a maduro?

TanithT · 03-30-2012, 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nick2021

I smoked a twig once and I think it edged out a Gurkha by a tad

Bah, you can't properly recreate the flavor profile of a Gurkha with a twig.

Unless you age it in moldy dirt.

Seriously, is it just me, or does anyone else taste actual earth in those things? In fairness, the extreme earthiness/dirt taste component is not 100% bad, and there are foods I'd even try pairing that stick with - mushrooms and truffles definitely come to mind. It's just not entirely my idea of good, so I generally pass on the moldy dirty twigs. Er, Gurkhas.

Your taste and mileage may of course vary.

BHalbrooks · 03-09-2012, 08:10 PM

Reading =/= ComPrehesion

mmblz · 03-09-2012, 08:33 PM

zomg! look at those "tree trunks"

hotreds · 03-09-2012, 08:54 PM

Actually- this would be a helluva title for a horror flic!

keith_mahoney · 03-09-2012, 09:30 PM

So I guess the cigar version of "no stems, no seeds" is "no twigs, no eggs"?

03-09-2012, 01:54 PM	#2
BC-Axeman Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Spiders tried to eat my face. Spider webs could improve a cigar. I don't think the spider eggs would though. We have to get a blind taste to make sure, right?

03-09-2012, 05:31 PM	#3
BHalbrooks Have My Own Room Join Date: Nov 2011 First Name: B Location: Texas Posts: 1,122 Trading: (5)	Re: Spiders tried to eat my face. .... Reaver is that even English?

03-09-2012, 05:49 PM	#5
BHalbrooks Have My Own Room Join Date: Nov 2011 First Name: B Location: Texas Posts: 1,122 Trading: (5)	Re: Spiders tried to eat my face. No, I had it set to English to English

03-09-2012, 05:50 PM	#6
cjhalbrooks I am behind you. SHHHHH Join Date: Dec 2011 First Name: Cory Location: Under a Bridge, trying to find the troll who stole my soul. Posts: 1,370 Trading: (20)	Re: Spiders tried to eat my face. Okay before anything is said i am done joking on this topic __________________ GMCGTPWHAF Tennessee Chapter. Down with the bloody BIG HEAD

03-09-2012, 05:58 PM	#7
nick2021 Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: San Antonio, TX Posts: 436 Trading: (17)	Re: Spiders tried to eat my face. I think the spider part is not the concern...but the twigs are...pretty big miss.. __________________ It's one thing to be stupid, it's dangerous for a stupid person to think he's smart!

03-09-2012, 06:08 PM	#8
Pseudosacred What will your verse be? Join Date: Jan 2012 First Name: Nick Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 423 Trading: (1)	Re: Spiders tried to eat my face. Reaver used the word "suppository" instead of "supposedly" Now, whether or not he did it on purpose is a question.

03-09-2012, 06:15 PM	#9
BHalbrooks Have My Own Room Join Date: Nov 2011 First Name: B Location: Texas Posts: 1,122 Trading: (5)	Re: Spiders tried to eat my face. I wasn't reffering to what you said haha. I meant his whole post. I can't understand it. He kicked a Spider onto a Telephone poll to warn other spiders?

03-09-2012, 06:17 PM	#10
Pseudosacred What will your verse be? Join Date: Jan 2012 First Name: Nick Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 423 Trading: (1)	Re: Spiders tried to eat my face. Oh If it means anything, I didn't understand it at all either

03-09-2012, 06:22 PM	#11
BHalbrooks Have My Own Room Join Date: Nov 2011 First Name: B Location: Texas Posts: 1,122 Trading: (5)	Re: Spiders tried to eat my face. Who does??? On topic: The twigs seem to be the worst part. I mean, maybe **** happens with the Spider?

03-09-2012, 06:25 PM	#12
cjhalbrooks I am behind you. SHHHHH Join Date: Dec 2011 First Name: Cory Location: Under a Bridge, trying to find the troll who stole my soul. Posts: 1,370 Trading: (20)	Re: Spiders tried to eat my face. i think that the spider would not have messed up the cigar for the most part. But the twigs would have changed the whole smoke. As in the burn and i have never tried to smoke a stick anyone want to tell me what that is like lol __________________ GMCGTPWHAF Tennessee Chapter. Down with the bloody BIG HEAD

03-09-2012, 08:10 PM	#17
BHalbrooks Have My Own Room Join Date: Nov 2011 First Name: B Location: Texas Posts: 1,122 Trading: (5)	Re: Spiders tried to eat my face. Reading =/= ComPrehesion

03-09-2012, 08:33 PM	#18
mmblz .090909... Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: NH Posts: 4,031 Trading: (3)	Re: Spiders tried to eat my face. zomg! look at those "tree trunks" __________________ herf wear

03-09-2012, 08:54 PM	#19
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,670 Trading: (63)	Re: Spiders tried to eat my face. Actually- this would be a helluva title for a horror flic! __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.

03-09-2012, 09:30 PM	#20
keith_mahoney Still Watching My Back Join Date: Feb 2012 First Name: Keith Location: Ewa Beach Posts: 65 Trading: (0)	Re: Spiders tried to eat my face. So I guess the cigar version of "no stems, no seeds" is "no twigs, no eggs"?