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Old 03-01-2012, 04:56 PM   #1
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Smitty makes Flava Flav look like Mr. Bean.
THAT'S what I'm talking about!!
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Old 03-01-2012, 04:56 PM   #2
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I once thought about asking Smitty for advice, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
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Old 03-01-2012, 05:03 PM   #3
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I once thought about asking Smitty for advice, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
My cousin's out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Douche-bag duty at the smitty roast...
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Old 03-02-2012, 10:43 AM   #4
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I once thought about asking Smitty for advice, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
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Old 03-01-2012, 04:57 PM   #5
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Smitty uses the search function like Lisa Lampanelli uses discretion about whether she screws 4 or 5 guys a night.
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Old 03-01-2012, 05:04 PM   #6
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I was at a pet store once, and saw a puppy that was the product of love between Lisa Lampanelli and Smitty. I thought about buying it and calling it Smitty Jr. but I decided "CumDumpster" was a lot classier.
I didn't buy it, I rammed a cat down its throat to put it out of its inevitable misery.
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Old 03-01-2012, 05:05 PM   #7
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So much animosity towards this guy

I'm not sure if he deserves it or not?
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Old 03-01-2012, 05:13 PM   #8
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So much animosity towards this guy

I'm not sure if he deserves it or not?
He created the thread...
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Old 03-01-2012, 05:07 PM   #9
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Animosity is such a strong word

Hatred will suffice
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Don't get me wrong, Smitty is a classy guy!

I once saw him use a New rubber on a 2 dollar syphilitic hooker.



Don't ask me why I was there, it was rock bottom for me.
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Don't get me wrong, Smitty is a classy guy!

I once saw him use a New rubber on a 2 dollar syphilitic hooker.



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Old 03-01-2012, 05:15 PM   #12
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This one time, at Band Camp, I heard Smitty shoved a bassoon.....
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Old 03-01-2012, 05:23 PM   #13
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Smitty couldn't even buy respect with mass bombings at this point.
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Old 03-01-2012, 05:26 PM   #14
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Smitty couldn't even buy respect with mass bombings at this point.
Wow. a good one
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Old 03-01-2012, 05:27 PM   #15
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Smitty couldn't even buy respect with mass bombings at this point.
Nobody can 'buy respect with mass bombings'.
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Nobody can 'buy respect with mass bombings'.
That was the joke.
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Old 03-01-2012, 05:31 PM   #17
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That was the joke.
Just wanted to make sure you weren't encouraging him to try.
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I just realized, Smitty has 323 posts in a month. Wow! I wish I had that much to say
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I just realized, Smitty has 323 posts in a month. Wow! I wish I had that much to say
So does Smitty.
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So does Smitty.
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