A quick funny

RevSmoke · 12-27-2011, 03:29 PM

My Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much.

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken..

She sent me back to the principal's office.
He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand.
My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders."

Guess where I am now...

Ogre · 12-27-2011, 03:36 PM

pektel · 12-27-2011, 03:48 PM

ArgusP2 · 12-27-2011, 03:51 PM

Hahahaha!!
Col. Sanders!!!

Savor the Stick · 12-27-2011, 03:57 PM

Volusianator · 12-27-2011, 04:01 PM

ROFLMAO, Oh man, I needed that today!

Steve · 12-27-2011, 04:26 PM

Very Nice Todd!

tmmedic20 · 12-27-2011, 04:51 PM

LOL thats awesome

Skywalker · 12-27-2011, 05:09 PM

kelmac07 · 12-27-2011, 05:17 PM

SmokeyJoe · 12-27-2011, 05:54 PM

Thanks, Pastor!

Blessings of the new year upon you and your precious family.

longknocker · 12-27-2011, 05:56 PM

Jasonw560 · 12-27-2011, 06:04 PM

Taki · 12-27-2011, 07:06 PM

HAHA

RevSmoke · 12-27-2011, 07:54 PM

Some of the best jokes are simple and clean.

Coach Deg · 12-27-2011, 09:32 PM

That's great!!!

mase · 12-27-2011, 09:39 PM

HollywoodQue · 12-28-2011, 05:52 AM

Funny!!!

Dave128 · 12-28-2011, 09:22 AM

That was funny!! Thank you.

irratebass · 12-28-2011, 09:50 AM

pretty good.

12-27-2011, 03:29 PM	#1
RevSmoke Ain't Never Gonna Leave Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Todd Location: Northcentral woods of Wisconsin Posts: 6,861 Trading: (51)	A quick funny My Favorite Animal Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again. The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.. She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now... __________________ Todd__ "Smoke what you like, and enjoy it!"

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ArgusP2 It's Smokin' Time! Join Date: Mar 2011 First Name: Angel Location: Glendale, CA Posts: 1,709 Trading: (13)	Re: A quick funny Hahahaha!! Col. Sanders!!! __________________ "There are no bad cigars, only better ones!" -Bdawg

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RevSmoke Ain't Never Gonna Leave Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Todd Location: Northcentral woods of Wisconsin Posts: 6,861 Trading: (51)	Re: A quick funny Some of the best jokes are simple and clean. __________________ Todd__ "Smoke what you like, and enjoy it!"

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