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12-07-2011, 11:14 AM | #1 |
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A thought for today...
The tongue whispers lies, but actions shout the truth.
Have a great day!
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12-07-2011, 01:57 PM | #4 |
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Re: A thought for today...
I would be the Wise and bearded guy, Mike is the babyface
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12-07-2011, 05:13 PM | #8 |
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Re: A thought for today...
Or, shortened for time, "My ex-wife is a slut".
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12-07-2011, 07:20 PM | #10 |
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Re: A thought for today...
Fortunately, I don't have THAT problem...
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12-07-2011, 08:30 PM | #12 |
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Re: A thought for today...
here is two:
"It is easier to fly a kite in a tornado than to convince a teenager he's wrong" "My wife said that I would gain less weight if I would use a small bowl when I get myself ice cream. The results are not impressive. Not only am I still gaining weight, but now my ice cream falls over the side of the bowl."
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12-07-2011, 08:46 PM | #13 |
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Re: A thought for today...
A bird in the hand means you won't go hungry.
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12-07-2011, 09:17 PM | #14 |
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Re: A thought for today...
Always smell the milk before you drink it.
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Ceilin' fan it stirs the air, Cigar smoke does swirl. The fragrance on the pillow case, and he thinks about the girl. Thanks, JB, 1975. |