The fishing trip and the school reunion

CoreyD · 10-07-2011, 12:16 AM

The fishing trip
So around 345 am a man gets up kisses his wife on the cheek,gets his clothes on and starts getting his boat and gear ready for his fishing day that he usually takes every Saturday morning after a little breakfast. After he has all his gear packed, trailer hitched,travel humidor and cooler of food and drinks in the truck he begins down the driveway.
As he is turning off of his home road, it begins to thunderstorm really fierce so he turns around the block. He pulls his boat back into the driveway. Unloads his stuff and goes back upstairs and cuddles back to his wife and says "Wow its really raining and storming fierce out there". His wife replies "yeah can you believe my husband is fishing in this".

The high school reunion
For the high school reunion a husband and wife are eating dinner when the wife couldn't help but notice a tall attractive blond sitting and staring at her husband and downing multiple of drinks quickly. The wife brought her observation up to her husband. The husband replied that it was his high school sweetheart and that after they broke up she began heavy drinking. The wife made a comment that she was really surprised that someone could celebrate for that long.

Mattso3000 · 10-07-2011, 12:24 AM

irratebass · 10-07-2011, 03:40 AM

1st one I have heard, but still funny

The 2nd one made me lol

kelmac07 · 10-07-2011, 09:30 AM

Skywalker · 10-07-2011, 01:47 PM

10-07-2011, 12:16 AM	#1
CoreyD Licking my wounds Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Corey Location: NE Wisconsin Posts: 1,468 Trading: (23)	The fishing trip and the school reunion The fishing trip So around 345 am a man gets up kisses his wife on the cheek,gets his clothes on and starts getting his boat and gear ready for his fishing day that he usually takes every Saturday morning after a little breakfast. After he has all his gear packed, trailer hitched,travel humidor and cooler of food and drinks in the truck he begins down the driveway. As he is turning off of his home road, it begins to thunderstorm really fierce so he turns around the block. He pulls his boat back into the driveway. Unloads his stuff and goes back upstairs and cuddles back to his wife and says "Wow its really raining and storming fierce out there". His wife replies "yeah can you believe my husband is fishing in this". The high school reunion For the high school reunion a husband and wife are eating dinner when the wife couldn't help but notice a tall attractive blond sitting and staring at her husband and downing multiple of drinks quickly. The wife brought her observation up to her husband. The husband replied that it was his high school sweetheart and that after they broke up she began heavy drinking. The wife made a comment that she was really surprised that someone could celebrate for that long. __________________ Serenity - 1. A disposition free from stress or emotion. 2. The absence of mental stress or anxiety

10-07-2011, 12:24 AM	#2
Mattso3000 Will ninja for beer Join Date: Aug 2010 First Name: Matt Location: Burnsville, MN Posts: 2,842 Trading: (20)	Re: The fishing trip and the school reunion __________________ Please Support the Troop Support Contest!

10-07-2011, 03:40 AM	#3
irratebass EMPEROR TOMPKINS Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Mickey Location: Mooresville, Indiana Posts: 8,313 Trading: (48)	Re: The fishing trip and the school reunion 1st one I have heard, but still funny The 2nd one made me lol __________________

10-07-2011, 09:30 AM	#4
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10-07-2011, 01:47 PM	#5
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