A Police STOP at 2 AM

G G · 09-14-2011, 03:01 PM

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and
is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol
abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as
smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at
this time of night?"
The man replies, "That would be my wife."

Drez · 09-14-2011, 03:05 PM

Hahahahaha that's funny

Montano · 09-14-2011, 03:54 PM

Sounds quite familiar

Ogre · 09-14-2011, 04:08 PM

That's no joke!!

Coach Deg · 09-14-2011, 04:17 PM

Funny!!!!

kelmac07 · 09-14-2011, 05:05 PM

Moose6026 · 09-14-2011, 05:38 PM

That brings smile to the face.

irratebass · 09-14-2011, 07:46 PM

Steve · 09-16-2011, 01:19 PM

SNKBYT · 09-16-2011, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moose6026

That brings smile to the face.

yeah me too

STEVE S · 09-16-2011, 02:25 PM

Tbagley · 09-17-2011, 02:15 PM

Time to dry out the keyboard!

dunng · 09-18-2011, 08:16 AM

Bax · 09-19-2011, 04:06 PM

That was a funny

Fordman4ever · 09-19-2011, 05:01 PM

Sounds like the "Lectures" I get from my wife every Friday and Saturday night.

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Fordman4ever Redneck driving a ricer!! Join Date: Dec 2010 First Name: Earl Location: A place too cold to smoke outside Posts: 2,508 Trading: (26)	Re: A Police STOP at 2 AM Sounds like the "Lectures" I get from my wife every Friday and Saturday night.