Hard times are here

Bluetick · 07-29-2011, 12:41 PM

Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'd become a hooker.

She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks. If you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner."

She's out there five minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, "How much?"

She says, "A hundred dollars". He says "Sh*t. All I've got is thirty". She
says, "Hold on."

She runs back to Harry and says," What can he get for thirty dollars?"

Harry says, "A hand job".

She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a Hand job.

He says "okay", she gets in the car; he unzips his pants, and out pops a simply HUGE male unit. She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back."

She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly, "Harry, can you lend this guy seventy bucks?"

kelmac07 · 07-29-2011, 01:02 PM

07-29-2011, 01:14 PM

hahaha!

N2 GOLD · 07-29-2011, 02:00 PM

Ogre · 07-29-2011, 03:16 PM

07-29-2011, 03:59 PM

Haha

Skywalker · 08-02-2011, 08:25 AM

07-29-2011, 12:41 PM	#1
Bluetick Still Watching My Back Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: USA Posts: 112 Trading: (0)	Hard times are here Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'd become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks. If you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner." She's out there five minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, "How much?" She says, "A hundred dollars". He says "Sht. All I've got is thirty". She says, "Hold on." She runs back to Harry and says," What can he get for thirty dollars?" Harry says, "A hand job". She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a Hand job. He says "okay", she gets in the car; he unzips his pants, and out pops a simply HUGE male unit. She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back." She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly, "Harry, can you lend this guy seventy bucks?" Last edited by pnoon; 07-29-2011 at 12:46 PM.*

07-29-2011, 01:02 PM	#2
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Hard times are here __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

07-29-2011, 01:14 PM	#3
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07-29-2011, 02:00 PM	#4
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07-29-2011, 03:59 PM	#6
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