The Confession Thread - Page 2

cort · 06-14-2011, 07:10 PM

I hate my life....
Posted via Mobile Device

area51 · 06-14-2011, 07:36 PM

LOL

area51 · 06-14-2011, 07:37 PM

LEts get this back on track PM some good stuff

markem · 06-14-2011, 07:44 PM

Feel free to PM me your dirty little secrets. I have my eye on some really expensive cigars and could use the blackmail material.

icehog3 · 06-15-2011, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by area51

LEts get this back on track

Da Klugs · 06-15-2011, 09:45 AM

Not sure what is going on, but got an email from a hotmail account with a request to post it here.

So here goes:

Getting the opportunity to unburden myself of the heavy baggage I have carrried for too long is ... well it's a godsend. For many years I have participated in these online forums. The brotherhood and friendliness was a welcome part of what was otherwise a very dreary existance.

In fact, I have lived a double life. Friendly and helpful cigar participant in the online community, someone else in the real world. As a senior customs official my job is to enforce the law of the land. As a fellow cigar smoker, I could relate the the passion for forbidden fruit. As a government employee, I had a job to do.. well sort of.

For many years I have confiscated shipments of Cuban cigars. Have applied more green tape than .. a production worker in the green giant bean factory. For the past 5-10 years, I have kept every single one of those cigars. Not real proud of what I have done, but the temptation, opportunity and for the love of god, quality of the smokes was just too much to handle.

My brothers, I can only ask for your forgiveness as many times these seizures were "targeted" based upon posts and conversations regarding recent purchases and known sources. Think about it, there are only so many places that cigars come from, there are so many shipments coming from these places, it is quite easy for us/me to intercept things based upon origin and... well since I got to know you folks... the destination.

I have tried to "give back" by posting my thoughts on a wide variety of cigars that I have had the opportunity to smoke. Many have stated other peoples cigars just taste better. As an afficianado of "other peoples cigars" it is soo true.

I would like to thank the original thread starter here for the opportunity to lift this from my soul. As I am retiring this month, the double life is over for me. This is both good and bad news for my fellow lovers of the leaf. Ever wonder why there have been so few actual consequences for your illegal activity? Mostly confiscations, a few letters but no follow-up or actual legal action taken? It was me. At every turn I subtly and at times overtly corrupted the process to ensure that, though I ended up with the cigars, that there were no real legal consequences for my "providers of the leaf". This process provided a balance for me to be albe to look in the mirror.

As I am retiring now, I cannot speak to what will happen in the future. I believe my replacement does not smoke cigars, and as such, you should be concerned.

Thanks for the smokes!
Your fellow lover of your leaf.

Rock Star · 06-15-2011, 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da Klugs

Not sure what is going on, but got an email from a hotmail account with a request to post it here.

So here goes:

Getting the opportunity to unburden myself of the heavy baggage I have carrried for too long is ... well it's a godsend. For many years I have participated in these online forums. The brotherhood and friendliness was a welcome part of what was otherwise a very dreary existance.

In fact, I have lived a double life. Friendly and helpful cigar participant in the online community, someone else in the real world. As a senior customs official my job is to enforce the law of the land. As a fellow cigar smoker, I could relate the the passion for forbidden fruit. As a government employee, I had a job to do.. well sort of.

For many years I have confiscated shipments of Cuban cigars. Have applied more green tape than .. a production worker in the green giant bean factory. For the past 5-10 years, I have kept every single one of those cigars. Not real proud of what I have done, but the temptation, opportunity and for the love of god, quality of the smokes was just too much to handle.

My brothers, I can only ask for your forgiveness as many times these seizures were "targeted" based upon posts and conversations regarding recent purchases and known sources. Think about it, there are only so many places that cigars come from, there are so many shipments coming from these places, it is quite easy for us/me to intercept things based upon origin and... well since I got to know you folks... the destination.

I have tried to "give back" by posting my thoughts on a wide variety of cigars that I have had the opportunity to smoke. Many have stated other peoples cigars just taste better. As an afficianado of "other peoples cigars" it is soo true.

I would like to thank the original thread starter here for the opportunity to lift this from my soul. As I am retiring this month, the double life is over for me. This is both good and bad news for my fellow lovers of the leaf. Ever wonder why there have been so few actual consequences for your illegal activity? Mostly confiscations, a few letters but no follow-up or actual legal action taken? It was me. At every turn I subtly and at times overtly corrupted the process to ensure that, though I ended up with the cigars, that there were no real legal consequences for my "providers of the leaf". This process provided a balance for me to be albe to look in the mirror.

As I am retiring now, I cannot speak to what will happen in the future. I believe my replacement does not smoke cigars, and as such, you should be concerned.

Thanks for the smokes!
Your fellow lover of your leaf.

thats fkd up man! oh well he only got 1 from me and it was replaced. i dont buy anymore anyways..i had a feeling something like that was happening

massphatness · 06-15-2011, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Da Klugs

As I am retiring this month, the double life is over for me.

OLD SAILOR!

T.G · 06-14-2011, 07:45 PM

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I really like dogs...

...grilled with a side of rice.

area51 · 06-14-2011, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by T.G

Mike Vick?

Emjaysmash · 06-14-2011, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by T.G

markem · 06-14-2011, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by T.G

That, sir, is racial profiling and that's bad!

Starscream · 06-14-2011, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by pnoon

Fixed it for ya, Andy.

Shhh. You weren't supposed to tell everybody.

T.G · 06-14-2011, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by markem

That, sir, is racial profiling and that's bad!

It's not profiling if it's true!

Tell him, Wii, you really do like dogs gril....

...oops.

pnoon · 06-14-2011, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Adriftpanda

Peter and I made out in Vegas.

So that means I cheated on Cort.

Huy really liked it when I did this:

Brutus2600 · 06-14-2011, 08:15 PM

Blueface · 06-14-2011, 08:31 PM

I just received a pm from 68trishield telling me he is secretly Mr Hanky, the famous Christmas poop.

jjirons69 · 06-14-2011, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Blueface

I just received a pm from "the guy with the car doing a wheelie" avatar telling me he is secretly Mr Hanky, the famous Christmas poop.

No names, Carlos! I fixed it for you. Whew, that was close.

Adriftpanda · 06-15-2011, 12:10 AM

Gross, Pooter!

And no it's not true a$$hole Adam!

T.G · 06-15-2011, 12:41 AM

Ok. so you called it "chó nướng". My bad.

BTW, just FYI, cat isn't bad if you tenderize it.

06-14-2011, 07:10 PM	#1
cort ◤◢◣◥ Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Gary Posts: 4,478 Trading: (41)	Re: The Confession Thread I hate my life.... Posted via Mobile Device

06-14-2011, 07:36 PM	#2
area51 Blowing Smoke Rings Join Date: Sep 2010 First Name: Ken Location: Tejas Posts: 1,259 Trading: (3)	Re: The Confession Thread LOL __________________

06-14-2011, 07:37 PM	#3
area51 Blowing Smoke Rings Join Date: Sep 2010 First Name: Ken Location: Tejas Posts: 1,259 Trading: (3)	Re: The Confession Thread LEts get this back on track PM some good stuff __________________

06-14-2011, 07:44 PM	#4
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,646 Trading: (47)	Re: The Confession Thread Feel free to PM me your dirty little secrets. I have my eye on some really expensive cigars and could use the blackmail material. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

06-15-2011, 09:45 AM	#6
Da Klugs Juan of 11 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dave Location: Right here Posts: 4,222 Trading: (8)	Re: The Confession Thread Not sure what is going on, but got an email from a hotmail account with a request to post it here. So here goes: Getting the opportunity to unburden myself of the heavy baggage I have carrried for too long is ... well it's a godsend. For many years I have participated in these online forums. The brotherhood and friendliness was a welcome part of what was otherwise a very dreary existance. In fact, I have lived a double life. Friendly and helpful cigar participant in the online community, someone else in the real world. As a senior customs official my job is to enforce the law of the land. As a fellow cigar smoker, I could relate the the passion for forbidden fruit. As a government employee, I had a job to do.. well sort of. For many years I have confiscated shipments of Cuban cigars. Have applied more green tape than .. a production worker in the green giant bean factory. For the past 5-10 years, I have kept every single one of those cigars. Not real proud of what I have done, but the temptation, opportunity and for the love of god, quality of the smokes was just too much to handle. My brothers, I can only ask for your forgiveness as many times these seizures were "targeted" based upon posts and conversations regarding recent purchases and known sources. Think about it, there are only so many places that cigars come from, there are so many shipments coming from these places, it is quite easy for us/me to intercept things based upon origin and... well since I got to know you folks... the destination. I have tried to "give back" by posting my thoughts on a wide variety of cigars that I have had the opportunity to smoke. Many have stated other peoples cigars just taste better. As an afficianado of "other peoples cigars" it is soo true. I would like to thank the original thread starter here for the opportunity to lift this from my soul. As I am retiring this month, the double life is over for me. This is both good and bad news for my fellow lovers of the leaf. Ever wonder why there have been so few actual consequences for your illegal activity? Mostly confiscations, a few letters but no follow-up or actual legal action taken? It was me. At every turn I subtly and at times overtly corrupted the process to ensure that, though I ended up with the cigars, that there were no real legal consequences for my "providers of the leaf". This process provided a balance for me to be albe to look in the mirror. As I am retiring now, I cannot speak to what will happen in the future. I believe my replacement does not smoke cigars, and as such, you should be concerned. Thanks for the smokes! Your fellow lover of your leaf. __________________ Communities Not Commodities. Punctuation challenged, but trying. Proud winner of phase 1 of the Weight loss contest

06-14-2011, 08:15 PM	#16
Brutus2600 Your resident lancerHO Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Brian Location: Fort Worth, TX Posts: 2,063 Trading: (46)	Re: The Confession Thread

06-14-2011, 08:31 PM	#17
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Re: The Confession Thread I just received a pm from 68trishield telling me he is secretly Mr Hanky, the famous Christmas poop. __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian

06-15-2011, 12:10 AM	#19
Adriftpanda Peter's Daddy Join Date: May 2009 First Name: Huy Location: No one wants me Posts: 10,313 Trading: (74)	Re: The Confession Thread Gross, Pooter! And no it's not true a$$hole Adam! __________________ Who eats plantains when they can eat placenta.

06-15-2011, 12:41 AM	#20
T.G Grrrrrr Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: The Other Adam Posts: 15,559 Trading: (37)	Re: The Confession Thread Ok. so you called it "chó nướng". My bad. BTW, just FYI, cat isn't bad if you tenderize it. Last edited by T.G; 06-15-2011 at 12:46 AM.