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Old 05-15-2011, 08:44 AM   #1
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Default The Slip and Slide was a bad idea!

Getting a slip and slide for all the cousins (16 of them counting twins) to come over and get out of the heat was an awful idea, but perhaps you'll find amusement in my embarassment. After about 20 minutes of the kids staring at, the old man (me) had to show the kids how to use the thing. The before and after picture...well it doesn't really need explaining just remember there were a bunch of moms and kids there, and there was a picture in between those that would of made this NC-17. Someone cover Bao's eyes as he may not be able to control himself.









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Old 05-15-2011, 08:46 AM   #2
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Old 05-15-2011, 08:47 AM   #3
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Old 05-15-2011, 08:48 AM   #4
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Way to show em how it is done!
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Old 05-15-2011, 08:50 AM   #5
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wait u said kids were around??













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Old 05-15-2011, 08:52 AM   #6
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Old 05-15-2011, 09:47 AM   #7
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Cue Pail Simon ...

Slip slide and away
Slip slide and away

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Lolzers.
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Old 05-15-2011, 10:05 AM   #10
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Well it aint called a "slip" and slide for nothing. Good show old man.
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Old 05-15-2011, 10:23 AM   #11
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Way to show em how it is NOT done!
Fixed that for you!
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Next time try using a sled.

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that was awesome!!!! lol
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I haven't got on a slip n slide since I got a bad concussion from one back in '09. My feet went out from under me and hit the back of my head on the ground. I still don't remember that day. Guess I'll never grow up.
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I swear that is the most dangerous "toy" they made for kids. As a kid I never had any unpleasant accidents other then a tree branch stabbing me in the side from under the slip and slide. Small cut and I was good but any adult that gets on one ......never ends well.
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