Helpful Biker

Steve · 02-09-2011, 01:21 PM

A real tough looking group of bikers were riding along when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge. They stopped.

The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity and asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"

So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous.

So, why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

Zeuceone · 02-09-2011, 01:23 PM

seen this somewhere.

here: http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=41948

Steve · 02-09-2011, 01:41 PM

Dang...foiled again. Oops!

02-09-2011, 01:21 PM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Helpful Biker A real tough looking group of bikers were riding along when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge. They stopped. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit suicide," she says. While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity and asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?" So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss. After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. So, why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......" __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

02-09-2011, 01:23 PM	#2
Zeuceone You're next Join Date: Dec 2010 First Name: G Location: SoCal Posts: 1,737 Trading: (16)	Re: Helpful Biker seen this somewhere. here: http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=41948

02-09-2011, 01:41 PM	#3
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Helpful Biker Dang...foiled again. Oops! __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide