Dinner Conversation

BlackDog · 12-21-2010, 07:33 AM

A family is at the dinner table.
The son asks his father,
"Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?"
The father, surprised, answers, "Well son, a woman goes through three
phases."
"In her 20's, a woman's boobs are like melons: round and firm."
"In her 30's and 40's, they are like pears: still nice, but hanging a
bit."
"After 50, they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes. You see them, and they make you cry."

This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said,
"Mom, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers,
"Well dear, a man goes through three phases also."
"In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree: mighty and hard."
"In his 30's and 40's, it's like a birch: flexible, but reliable."
"After his 50's, it's like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes --- dead from the base up, and the balls are just for decoration."

kelmac07 · 12-21-2010, 07:43 AM

kaisersozei · 12-21-2010, 07:56 AM

Just a few years shy of the Christmas tree stage here, but feeling more like a sequoia.

IBQTEE1 · 12-21-2010, 08:56 AM

ROFL

So true, so true.

12-21-2010, 07:33 AM	#1
BlackDog Gonna make you groove... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Warren Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 2,468 Trading: (19)	Dinner Conversation A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well son, a woman goes through three phases." "In her 20's, a woman's boobs are like melons: round and firm." "In her 30's and 40's, they are like pears: still nice, but hanging a bit." "After 50, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes. You see them, and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, "Mom, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases also." "In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree: mighty and hard." "In his 30's and 40's, it's like a birch: flexible, but reliable." "After his 50's, it's like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" "Yes --- dead from the base up, and the balls are just for decoration." __________________ "We live in the good of this."

12-21-2010, 07:43 AM	#2
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Dinner Conversation __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

12-21-2010, 07:56 AM	#3
kaisersozei The Homebrew Hammer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Gerard Location: Midlothian, VA Posts: 3,183 Trading: (40)	Re: Dinner Conversation Just a few years shy of the Christmas tree stage here, but feeling more like a sequoia. __________________

12-21-2010, 08:56 AM	#4
IBQTEE1 Crazy K Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kristin Location: Here and there Posts: 2,563 Trading: (6)	Re: Dinner Conversation ROFL So true, so true. __________________ It's a Good Day to Smoke a Cigar!!!