Cremosa Cubana

[pnoon]

Originally Posted by icehog3

For me, worst cigar I have ever tasted...period.

And after that Gurkha Legend at Shack Herf IV, that speaks volumes.

Originally Posted by goatlocker

the metalic taste was probably iron, not copper. It comes from the blood dripping from your sinus cavity down your throat within a few seconds of lighting this horrid excuse for a cigar. The musky taste appears to be cat piss and mildew as far as i can tell... :d i can't believe people buy these. I guess some folks actually like them.

rofl rofl rofl

[Ratters]

Great review. Darrell started a tradition that all new herfers with the BABOTL must smoke a Cremosa at their first herf. I actually found it to be just bland, though I only made it an inch and a half. Doesn't hold a candle to a Free Cuba though. That's a truly shitty stick.

[BORIStheBLADE]

Originally Posted by Ratters

Great review. Darrell started a tradition that all new herfers with the BABOTL must smoke a Cremosa at their first herf. I actually found it to be just bland, though I only made it an inch and a half. Doesn't hold a candle to a Free Cuba though. That's a truly shitty stick.

I must have got lucky, because You guys never made me smoke one.. Thank god.

It's good to know that folks do reviews of the crappier cigars too, at the very least it lets you know what to avoid or try last.
Thanks.

[Don Fernando]

Tom, you are so lucky that you have the power to ban me if I send you a gorillafinger and I don't want to jeopardize my membership

[icehog3]

Originally Posted by Don Fernando

Tom, you are so lucky that you have the power to ban me if I send you a gorillafinger and I don't want to jeopardize my membership

zactly! Good thinking,Ferdinand!

Originally Posted by Don Fernando

Tom, you are so lucky that you have the power to ban me if I send you a gorillafinger and I don't want to jeopardize my membership

He won't ban you for giving him a cigar to try, sharing an experience that will change the way he looks at cigars forever. OR... you could just PM me the addy and I will make it get over there

[Don Fernando]

PM sent

[Silound]

Hah, I have a collection of the worst cigars ever produced for the sheer purpose of handouts to people. And I do mean collection.


Anyone cares to smoke them down and give some reviews, I'll be happy to send 4-5 over for trial. (those with artistic talents in writing comic reviews preferred )

[Don Fernando]

No thank you Silound, I already smoked Phillies and White Owls just for the review. I will pass on your offer.

[macpappy]

A while back someone gave me something called a Bances. It was bad.

[Silound]

Originally Posted by Don Fernando

No thank you Silound, I already smoked Phillies and White Owls just for the review. I will pass on your offer.

No White Owls or Phillies here. All of my cheapos are long filler handmade cigars. They're just cheap and crappy

[borndead1]

Originally Posted by Silound

No White Owls or Phillies here. All of my cheapos are long filler handmade cigars. They're just cheap and crappy

Awww hell....I'll bite. I am on vacation for 3 weeks starting Friday. I will smoke a few dog rockets and warn the noobs away from them.


EDIT: Be sure to send a Cremosa if you have one. Call it morbid curiousity, but I wanna try one. It's like somebody handing you a jar of rotten food and saying, "Smell this!"....you're gonna do it. Even though you know you shouldn't.

[Don Fernando]

Originally Posted by borndead1

EDIT: Be sure to send a Cremosa if you have one. Call it morbid curiousity, but I wanna try one. It's like somebody handing you a jar of rotten food and saying, "Smell this!"....you're gonna do it. Even though you know you shouldn't.

I know this feeling, that's why I asked for some cremosas a few weeks ago, they should be airborne by now. And hey, a funny review on my blog is always cool.

[schnell987]

"Where this cigar really shines however, is the headache that it produced throughout. I actually had to walk to the coffee shop to get the taste out of my mouth. "

Great review!