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Old 10-20-2010, 07:24 PM   #1
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Why can't I have my cake & eat it too?

How do birds spell birds?

Can an eardrum be replaced with an earxylophone?

If I put brake fluid in my gas tank and gas in the brake lines, do I need to switch pedals?

Did Larry Storch ever wake up thinking he was Andrew Jackson?

How many songs need to be in a play to call it a musical?

Is there a sharpener made for pointless conversation?



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Old 10-20-2010, 07:27 PM   #2
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Old 10-20-2010, 07:28 PM   #3
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Because once you eat it, you no longer "have" it.

With their beaks.... duh...

No but you can use an eaysymbol

and cars.

Nope but he though he was Barbra Walters once... Long story...

14 no more no less

Yeah they called it a walkman now it is an ipod.
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Old 10-20-2010, 08:31 PM   #4
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Why do birds suddenly appear, everytime you are near?
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Old 10-20-2010, 09:06 PM   #5
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Because I am tall and those damn birds think I am and Ent.
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Old 10-21-2010, 12:03 PM   #6
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Who put the dip in the dip dee dip dee dip?
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Old 10-21-2010, 12:08 PM   #7
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I refuse to answer this question for it could seem...uh... self-incriminating......not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Old 10-21-2010, 12:10 PM   #8
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If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?
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Old 10-21-2010, 12:14 PM   #9
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Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
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Old 10-21-2010, 12:21 PM   #10
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Do crowded elevators smell differently to midgets?
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Old 10-21-2010, 12:23 PM   #11
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Old 10-21-2010, 12:25 PM   #12
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Why is there Braille on drive-through ATM machines?
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Old 10-21-2010, 12:25 PM   #13
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If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
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Old 10-21-2010, 12:40 PM   #14
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If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?
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Old 10-22-2010, 07:44 PM   #15
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I'm scared of children. Does that make it okay to speed in a school zone?
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Old 10-22-2010, 08:08 PM   #16
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If one plus one equal two,
and a bowling ball has three holes,
How many flapjacks does it take to cover a doghouse?
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If one plus one equal two,
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How many flapjacks does it take to cover a doghouse?
14 monkeys.
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I put in a call to Charlton Heston, Kelly. His secretary said either he or Dr. Zaius would get back to me.
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I'm scared of children. Does that make it okay to speed in a school zone?
No, but you can lollygag in a pedophile zone.
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