Burial at sea, redneck style

[Steve]

Uncle Ned, an old sailor, was getting along in years. He told the family that when he died he wanted to be buried at sea. So when the fateful day finally came Bubba & Billy Joe put Uncle Ned's body in the back of their pickup truck, hooked up the fishing boat, and went to the seashore.

They put the boat in the water, loaded the body & began to row out into the ocean. After they rowed out a little ways, Bubba jumped into the water to see if it was deep enough. It was only waist deep so they had to go out a little further.

They did this several times testing the depth till finally Bubba dove in and was under water for quite awhile.

He finally came back up gasping for breath.

Then he said," This is deep enough, hand me the shovel."

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Ba-da-bang, that's as good as it gets today folks!