Two Woodpeckers

02-06-2009, 12:40 PM

It's a joke no offense to my Mexican and Canadian woodpecker friends

A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were
in Mexico arguing about which place had the toughest trees.The Mexican
woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.

The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a
hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.

The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a
tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeckable' (a term frequently used
by woodpeckers ).

The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and
accepted the challenge.

The two flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully pecked
the so-called 'impeckable' tree almost without breaking a sweat.

Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian
woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker
was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the
tree in their own country?

After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion:

Apparently, your pecker gets harder when you're away from home.

tunes · 02-06-2009, 12:44 PM

karmaz00 · 02-06-2009, 02:01 PM

lol...

Starscream · 02-06-2009, 04:45 PM

Nice.

md4958 · 02-06-2009, 05:29 PM

the trees must have been in Cancun and Montreal!!

shvictor · 02-07-2009, 10:09 PM

02-08-2009, 05:40 AM

Nice

Rockestone · 02-08-2009, 05:54 AM

Very funny.

goalie204 · 02-08-2009, 06:24 AM

LOL AL, good one!

02-08-2009, 07:36 AM

That was great.

CBI_2 · 02-08-2009, 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by md4958

the trees must have been in Cancun and Montreal!!

Not Tijuana?!

Great joke to BTW

02-06-2009, 12:40 PM	#1
ahc4353 Guest Posts: n/a	Two Woodpeckers It's a joke no offense to my Mexican and Canadian woodpecker friends A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which place had the toughest trees.The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed. The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeckable' (a term frequently used by woodpeckers ). The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge. The two flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called 'impeckable' tree almost without breaking a sweat. Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own country? After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion: Apparently, your pecker gets harder when you're away from home.

02-06-2009, 12:44 PM	#2
tunes Still Watching My Back Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Bruce Location: East of the Mississippi Posts: 220 Trading: (3)	Re: Two Woodpeckers

02-06-2009, 02:01 PM	#3
karmaz00 Habanos Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: victoria Posts: 1,855 Trading: (1)	Re: Two Woodpeckers lol... __________________ Habanos Collector Since 2003

02-06-2009, 04:45 PM	#4
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: Two Woodpeckers Nice. __________________ Insert quote here.

02-06-2009, 05:29 PM	#5
md4958 Captain Cannoli Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Moe Location: Suffield, CT Posts: 5,712 Trading: (62)	Re: Two Woodpeckers the trees must have been in Cancun and Montreal!! __________________ "One fart can foul the air for everyone" - Esteemed philosopher "If avoiding the nasty $hit is being a snob, them I am guilty as charged."- Same esteemed philosopher.

02-07-2009, 10:09 PM	#6
shvictor Instigator Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: Lathrop, CA Posts: 2,846 Trading: (40)	Re: Two Woodpeckers __________________

02-08-2009, 05:40 AM	#7
jamesb3 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Two Woodpeckers Nice

02-08-2009, 05:54 AM	#8
Rockestone Anythings Possible Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Anderson, SC Posts: 793 Trading: (5)	Re: Two Woodpeckers Very funny. __________________

02-08-2009, 06:24 AM	#9
goalie204 Have My Own Room Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Myles Location: Winnipeg Posts: 1,659 Trading: (12)	Re: Two Woodpeckers LOL AL, good one!

02-08-2009, 07:36 AM	#10
jpan Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Two Woodpeckers That was great.

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