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Old 02-02-2009, 12:45 PM   #1
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A guy on a bus suddenly realizes ... "I need to fart". The music is really loud, so he times his farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, he starts to feel better as he approaches his stop.

As he's leaving the bus, people are really staring him down, and that's when he realizes he's been listening to his ipod.
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Old 02-02-2009, 12:47 PM   #2
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heard this before...but good one
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Old 02-02-2009, 12:55 PM   #3
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heard this before...but good one
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Old 02-02-2009, 04:04 PM   #4
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Oh well, I tried! Next time I'll check to see if it's already been done.
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Old 02-02-2009, 05:36 PM   #5
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I missed it the first time around, so thanks for the repost.
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Old 02-02-2009, 08:47 PM   #6
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Oh well, I tried! Next time I'll check to see if it's already been done.
Yea, I've gotten hammered on this a couple of times myself.
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