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Old 01-27-2009, 01:45 PM   #1
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Default The miracle of toilet paper

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a
suggestion.
If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds'. Willing to try
anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the
mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

'How long will this take?' I asked.
They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies.
I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'
Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your ass, didn't it?'
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a
straw.
Stupid, stupid man.
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Old 01-27-2009, 02:16 PM   #2
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Haven't heard that one before.
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Old 01-27-2009, 02:43 PM   #3
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That's great.
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Old 01-27-2009, 06:15 PM   #4
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Thanks I hadn't heard that one in a while. Always makes me laugh.
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Old 01-27-2009, 07:24 PM   #5
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Old 01-28-2009, 05:54 PM   #6
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That one is getting sent to the wife. Wish me luck.
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Old 01-28-2009, 05:55 PM   #7
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Too fing funny
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Old 01-28-2009, 06:07 PM   #8
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lol good one
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Old 01-29-2009, 03:08 PM   #9
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That gets a bump.
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