Classroom questions

mmblz · 01-27-2009, 09:29 AM

The old standard:
President Bush goes to an elementary school to talk about the war.
After his talk, he offers to answer questions. One little boy puts up his hand and the president asks him his name.
"I'm Billy, sir."
"And what's your question, Billy?"
"I have three questions, sir. Why did the US invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
Just then the bell rings for recess. Bush announces that they'll continue after recess.
When they return, Bush asks, "OK, where were we? Question time! Who has a question?"
Another little boy raises his hand. The president asks his name.
"I'm Steve, sir."
"And what's your question, Steve?"
"I have five questions, sir. Why did the US invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Why did the recess bell go off twenty minutes early? And what the heck happened to Billy?"

Revised version:

Jon buys a cigar website to make money.
After he puts up the new site, he says that things will be pretty much the same as on the old site.
On the old site, people used to ask questions and get answers.

One day, a little boy makes a post.
"I'm Billy. What ever happend to Lowland Louie?"
Jon says "He was replaced by a puffer fish."
Then another little boy starts to say something else about Louie, but no sooner do the words post in the thread, than they are edited out and the thread is closed.

Another little boy makes a post.
"I'm Dan. Has anyone ever seen 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest'?"
Just then the thread closes for new posts.

A bit later, another little boy makes a post.
"I'm Steve. I have three questions. What happened to Lowland Louie? Where did all older members go? And why can't we talk about the movie 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest' ? "
Just then the thread closes for new posts. Jon announces that the discussion is over.

A bit later, another little boy makes a post.
"I'm Tom. I have four questions. What happened to Lowland Louie? Where did all older members go? Why can't we talk about the movie 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest' ? And what happened to Steve's thread?"
Just then the thread closes for new posts. Jon announces that the discussion is over.

A bit later, another little boy makes a post.
"I'm Al. I have five questions. What happened to Lowland Louie? Where did all older members go? Why can't we talk about the movie 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest' ? What happened to Steve's thread? And what the heck happened to Tom?"
Just then the thread closes for new posts. Jon announces that the discussion is over.

A bit later, another little boy makes a post.
"I'm Dustin. I have six questions. What happened to Lowland Louie? Where did all older members go? Why can't we talk about the movie 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest' ? What happened to Steve's thread? What the heck happened to Tom and Al? And how can we keep it from happening to us?"
Just then the thread closes for new posts, without so much as an announcement. It moves to a strange new "Drama" forum.

A bit later, another little boy makes a post.
"I'm Peter. I only have two questions. Why didn't anyone answer Dustin? And what are the answers to his questions?"
After a short while the thread closes for new posts, without so much as an announcement. It moves to the "Drama" forum.

A bit later, another little boy makes a post.
"I'm Adam. I only have two questions. What are the answers to Dustin's questions? And aren't we allowed to ask questions any more?"
Just then the thread closes for new posts, and Jon says "Come out in the hall with me if you want to ask questions."

AD720 · 01-27-2009, 09:31 AM

Mugen910 · 01-27-2009, 09:32 AM

spooble · 01-27-2009, 09:38 AM

hahahaha

MedicCook · 01-27-2009, 09:49 AM

Reading this was like deja vu.

Genetic Defect · 01-27-2009, 09:50 AM

I wanna ask questions

Da Klugs · 01-27-2009, 02:05 PM

Julians wit could dry out the wettest basement.

01-27-2009, 02:09 PM

That is just AWESOME.

Can we add it to the Awesome Content thread?

md4958 · 01-27-2009, 02:11 PM

I've heard the revised version before

dunng · 01-27-2009, 02:12 PM

spectrrr · 01-27-2009, 02:22 PM

01-27-2009, 02:38 PM

OUTSTANDING!!!!

BigBruce · 01-27-2009, 02:40 PM

KidRock · 01-27-2009, 02:42 PM

That is awesome. This should be its own sticky!

King James · 01-27-2009, 02:43 PM

I like it

Should be a sticky!

replicant_argent · 01-27-2009, 02:43 PM

Will Dustins questions ever be answered?
Will Peter be happy if they are?
Will Millie finally find out who humped her leg in the dark?
Will Tom end up on the back of a Stoli bottle?
Will Steve find out where the Cuckoos Nest is?
Will Adam be asked for "his papers, Please"?
Will Jon ever find the nuts to act like a human being, learning from his mistakes?
Tune in tomorrow, fans, same Puffy time, Same Puffy channel!!!!

BarneyBandMan · 01-27-2009, 02:46 PM

chuckle chuckle

SmokinDuck · 01-27-2009, 02:48 PM

tedrodgerscpa · 01-27-2009, 02:53 PM

I just noticed that the word 'asylum' is on the list of banned phrases at puff.com

The forum automatically deletes it... even if you're talking about the band Soul Asylum, it comes up as Soul ******

Sorry if it's been brought up already...

tedrodgerscpa · 01-27-2009, 02:56 PM

It has...

Quote:

Originally Posted by 68TriShield

just the fact that they censored *asylum* is drawing people here.

It seems that somebody is leading folks here as well.

Follow the link.

01-27-2009, 09:29 AM	#1
mmblz .090909... Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: NH Posts: 4,031 Trading: (3)	Classroom questions The old standard: President Bush goes to an elementary school to talk about the war. After his talk, he offers to answer questions. One little boy puts up his hand and the president asks him his name. "I'm Billy, sir." "And what's your question, Billy?" "I have three questions, sir. Why did the US invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?" Just then the bell rings for recess. Bush announces that they'll continue after recess. When they return, Bush asks, "OK, where were we? Question time! Who has a question?" Another little boy raises his hand. The president asks his name. "I'm Steve, sir." "And what's your question, Steve?" "I have five questions, sir. Why did the US invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Why did the recess bell go off twenty minutes early? And what the heck happened to Billy?" Revised version: Jon buys a cigar website to make money. After he puts up the new site, he says that things will be pretty much the same as on the old site. On the old site, people used to ask questions and get answers. One day, a little boy makes a post. "I'm Billy. What ever happend to Lowland Louie?" Jon says "He was replaced by a puffer fish." Then another little boy starts to say something else about Louie, but no sooner do the words post in the thread, than they are edited out and the thread is closed. Another little boy makes a post. "I'm Dan. Has anyone ever seen 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest'?" Just then the thread closes for new posts. A bit later, another little boy makes a post. "I'm Steve. I have three questions. What happened to Lowland Louie? Where did all older members go? And why can't we talk about the movie 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest' ? " Just then the thread closes for new posts. Jon announces that the discussion is over. A bit later, another little boy makes a post. "I'm Tom. I have four questions. What happened to Lowland Louie? Where did all older members go? Why can't we talk about the movie 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest' ? And what happened to Steve's thread?" Just then the thread closes for new posts. Jon announces that the discussion is over. A bit later, another little boy makes a post. "I'm Al. I have five questions. What happened to Lowland Louie? Where did all older members go? Why can't we talk about the movie 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest' ? What happened to Steve's thread? And what the heck happened to Tom?" Just then the thread closes for new posts. Jon announces that the discussion is over. A bit later, another little boy makes a post. "I'm Dustin. I have six questions. What happened to Lowland Louie? Where did all older members go? Why can't we talk about the movie 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest' ? What happened to Steve's thread? What the heck happened to Tom and Al? And how can we keep it from happening to us?" Just then the thread closes for new posts, without so much as an announcement. It moves to a strange new "Drama" forum. A bit later, another little boy makes a post. "I'm Peter. I only have two questions. Why didn't anyone answer Dustin? And what are the answers to his questions?" After a short while the thread closes for new posts, without so much as an announcement. It moves to the "Drama" forum. A bit later, another little boy makes a post. "I'm Adam. I only have two questions. What are the answers to Dustin's questions? And aren't we allowed to ask questions any more?" Just then the thread closes for new posts, and Jon says "Come out in the hall with me if you want to ask questions." __________________ herf wear

01-27-2009, 09:31 AM	#2
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01-27-2009, 09:32 AM	#3
Mugen910 I <3 Huy Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Location Location: First Name Posts: 8,387 Trading: (106)	Re: Classroom questions __________________ I'm not antisocial, I just think people are stupid.

01-27-2009, 09:38 AM	#4
spooble Palmetto State Herf Crew Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Chad Location: SC Posts: 277 Trading: (58)	Re: Classroom questions hahahaha

01-27-2009, 09:49 AM	#5
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: Classroom questions Reading this was like deja vu.

01-27-2009, 09:50 AM	#6
Genetic Defect difetosso Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Perry Location: An elevator Posts: 5,202 Trading: (5)	Re: Classroom questions I wanna ask questions __________________ I'm an outcast riding into town alone I got wanderlust branded deeper than the bone

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Da Klugs Juan of 11 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dave Location: Right here Posts: 4,222 Trading: (8)	Re: Classroom questions Julians wit could dry out the wettest basement. __________________ Communities Not Commodities. Punctuation challenged, but trying. Proud winner of phase 1 of the Weight loss contest

01-27-2009, 02:09 PM	#8
ahc4353 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Classroom questions That is just AWESOME. Can we add it to the Awesome Content thread?

01-27-2009, 02:11 PM	#9
md4958 Captain Cannoli Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Moe Location: Suffield, CT Posts: 5,712 Trading: (62)	Re: Classroom questions I've heard the revised version before __________________ "One fart can foul the air for everyone" - Esteemed philosopher "If avoiding the nasty $hit is being a snob, them I am guilty as charged."- Same esteemed philosopher.

01-27-2009, 02:12 PM	#10
dunng MassHole Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: MassHole Posts: 4,719 Trading: (59)	Re: Classroom questions __________________ MassHole Banter

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01-27-2009, 02:38 PM	#12
tobii3 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Classroom questions OUTSTANDING!!!!

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KidRock Moped Herf Crew Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jon Location: Michigan Posts: 947 Trading: (17)	Re: Classroom questions That is awesome. This should be its own sticky! __________________ Moped Herf Crew 11

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King James Regard Me! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jim Location: Dark Side Of The Moon Posts: 2,565 Trading: (2)	Re: Classroom questions I like it Should be a sticky! __________________ Mob Herfin' Since 2006

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replicant_argent Gravy Boat Winnah. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Pete Location: my attorney has advised against giving this information to insane people Posts: 5,326 Trading: (22)	Re: Classroom questions Will Dustins questions ever be answered? Will Peter be happy if they are? Will Millie finally find out who humped her leg in the dark? Will Tom end up on the back of a Stoli bottle? Will Steve find out where the Cuckoos Nest is? Will Adam be asked for "his papers, Please"? Will Jon ever find the nuts to act like a human being, learning from his mistakes? Tune in tomorrow, fans, same Puffy time, Same Puffy channel!!!! __________________ www.stogietorch.com Some days call for a stiff Pomade.

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01-27-2009, 02:53 PM	#19
tedrodgerscpa Palmetto State Herf Crew! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Ted Location: Atlanta Posts: 1,712 Trading: (87)	Re: Classroom questions I just noticed that the word 'asylum' is on the list of banned phrases at puff.com The forum automatically deletes it... even if you're talking about the band Soul Asylum, it comes up as Soul ****** Sorry if it's been brought up already... __________________ Everyday I'm shufflin...

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