Another Irish Joke

CBI_2 · 01-21-2009, 10:27 PM

Mick Flaherty had supped more Guinness than enough and had stumbled out of Quinn's bar and into the Sunday afternoon air.

As his drunken eyes squinted to adjust to the light, an ambulance went by at great speed. Blue lights flashing and siren blaring, it roared up the street with Mick in full flight running after it.

A hundred yards, 200, 300, almost a quarter of a mile he tracked it until suddenly, lungs and legs giving out, he fell into the gutter.

Then with his very last ounce of breath he roared: 'You can keep your damned ice cream!'

MedicCook · 01-21-2009, 10:29 PM

I feel bad for the guy.

markem · 01-22-2009, 05:34 PM

Irish don't do ice cream

icehog3 · 01-22-2009, 05:43 PM

I think he was Ukranian.

newcigarz · 01-22-2009, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vstrommark

Irish don't do ice cream

I think he meant Bailey's Irish Cream.

markem · 01-22-2009, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newcigarz

I think he meant Bailey's Irish Cream.

well ...

then ... in that case ... carry on

01-21-2009, 10:27 PM	#1
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Another Irish Joke Mick Flaherty had supped more Guinness than enough and had stumbled out of Quinn's bar and into the Sunday afternoon air. As his drunken eyes squinted to adjust to the light, an ambulance went by at great speed. Blue lights flashing and siren blaring, it roared up the street with Mick in full flight running after it. A hundred yards, 200, 300, almost a quarter of a mile he tracked it until suddenly, lungs and legs giving out, he fell into the gutter. Then with his very last ounce of breath he roared: 'You can keep your damned ice cream!' __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

01-21-2009, 10:29 PM	#2
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: Another Irish Joke I feel bad for the guy.

01-22-2009, 05:34 PM	#3
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,625 Trading: (47)	Re: Another Irish Joke Irish don't do ice cream __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

01-22-2009, 05:43 PM	#4
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,440 Trading: (60)	Re: Another Irish Joke I think he was Ukranian. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

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