The Barber

CBI_2 · 01-18-2009, 12:14 PM

A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left.

A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left.

A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour only." The guy left.

The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor, Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back".

A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing.. hysterically.

The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?"

Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said,

"To your wife."

joetownhound · 01-18-2009, 12:16 PM

As always Paul you don't cease to amaze me

Starscream · 01-18-2009, 09:44 PM

MedicCook · 01-19-2009, 12:05 AM

Very nice.

01-19-2009, 11:55 AM

Wow...

G G · 01-21-2009, 04:52 PM

Good one.

01-21-2009, 09:44 PM

That's classic!

Wolfgang · 01-22-2009, 11:49 AM

HHAHAH Nice Paul

01-18-2009, 12:14 PM	#1
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	The Barber A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left. A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left. A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour only." The guy left. The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor, Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back". A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing.. hysterically. The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?" Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said, "To your wife." __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

01-18-2009, 12:16 PM	#2
joetownhound EYH Survivor Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dennis Location: Tampa FL Posts: 380 Trading: (18)	Re: The Barber As always Paul you don't cease to amaze me

01-18-2009, 09:44 PM	#3
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: The Barber __________________ Insert quote here.

01-19-2009, 12:05 AM	#4
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: The Barber Very nice.

01-19-2009, 11:55 AM	#5
MithShrike Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The Barber Wow...

01-21-2009, 04:52 PM	#6
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	Re: The Barber Good one.

01-21-2009, 09:44 PM	#7
jamesb3 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The Barber That's classic!

01-22-2009, 11:49 AM	#8
Wolfgang Back from the dead Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Tampa, Fl Posts: 2,541 Trading: (14)	Re: The Barber HHAHAH Nice Paul __________________ You probably wont remember that test you failed, but you'll never forget the girl you were with the night before, when you decided not to study.

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