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Old 01-13-2009, 08:54 PM   #1
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Two good ol' boys in a trailer park were sitting around talking One afternoon over a cold beer after getting off of work at their local Nissan plant.

After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd,

'If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?'

The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.

Finally, he says,

'Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even.'
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Old 01-13-2009, 10:27 PM   #2
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ouch!

Bad CBI... BAD!
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Old 01-13-2009, 10:28 PM   #3
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What is worse is that they are all cousins to begin with.
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Old 01-13-2009, 10:30 PM   #4
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Old 01-13-2009, 11:19 PM   #5
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Old 01-15-2009, 12:50 PM   #6
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Old 01-15-2009, 12:51 PM   #7
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Old 01-15-2009, 12:51 PM   #8
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Old 01-15-2009, 06:57 PM   #9
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Old 01-18-2009, 09:50 PM   #10
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