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02-18-2022, 07:29 AM | #1 |
Dad Jokester Supreme
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Man lives dangerously...
Joe's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asked, "Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am?"
Looking over her carefully, Joe replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty five." "Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed. "Hey, wait a minute!" Joe interrupted. "I haven't added them up yet."
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02-18-2022, 08:16 AM | #3 |
Uncle Kitty
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Re: Man lives dangerously...
Good one Steve!
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