silent

retired · 03-30-2021, 12:28 PM

An elderly couple were in church. The wife leaned over and whispered to her husband, "I just let out a long silent fart... what should I do?"

The husband replied, "Replace the batteries in your hearing aid."

icehog3 · 03-30-2021, 03:49 PM

RevSmoke · 03-30-2021, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by retired

An elderly couple were in church. The wife leaned over and whispered to her husband, "I just let out a long silent fart... what should I do?"

The husband replied, "Replace the batteries in your hearing aid."

Classic oldie!

CigarNut · 03-31-2021, 09:55 AM

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