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07-24-2020, 07:34 AM | #1 |
Dad Jokester Supreme
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Understanding your paycheck...
Gross pay: $1,222.02
Income Tax: $244.40 Outgo Tax: $45.21 State Tax: $61.10 Interstate Tax: $5.89 County Tax: $6.11 City Tax: $12.22 Rural Tax: $4.44 Back Tax: $1.11 Front Tax: $1.16 Side Tax: $1.61 Up Tax: $2.22 Down Tax: $1.11 Tic-Tacs: $1.98 Thumbtacks: $3.93 Carpet Tacks: $.98 Stadium Tax: $.69 Flat Tax: $8.32 Surtax: $3.46 Ma'am Tax: $2.60 Parking Fee: $5.00 No Parking Fee: $10.00 F.I.C.A.: $81.88 T.G.I.F.: $9.95 Life Insurance: $5.85 Health Insurance: $16.23 Disability: $2.50 Ability: $.25 Liability: $3.41 Dental Insurance: $4.50 Mental Insurance: $4.33 Reassurance: $.11 Coffee: $6.85 Coffee Cups: $66.51 Calendar: $3.06 Floor Rental: $16.85 Chair Rental: $.32 Desk Rental: $4.32 Union Dues: $5.85 Union Don'ts: $3.77 Cash Advances: $.69 Cash Retreats: $121.35 Overtime: $1.26 Undertime: $54.83 Eastern Time: $9.00 Central Time: $8.00 Mountain Time: $7.00 Pacific Time:$6.00 GMT: $24.00 Time Out: $12.21 Oxygen: $10.02 Water: $16.54 Electricity: $38.23 Heat: $51.42 Air: $46.83 Miscellaneous: $154.54 Take Home Pay: $0000.02 (This is where the expression "my 2 cents" came from...)
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07-24-2020, 10:34 AM | #3 |
F*ck Cancer!
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Re: Understanding your paycheck...
Too true...
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