Awe Nuts!

Steve · 06-09-2020, 09:13 AM

A pastor goes to a nursing home for the first time to visit an elderly parishioner.

As he is sitting there, he notices a bowl of peanuts beside her bed and takes one. As they continue their conversation, he can't help himself and eats one after another.

By the time they are through visiting, the bowl is empty. He says, "Mrs. Jones, I'm so sorry, but I seem to have eaten all of your peanuts."

"That's okay," she says. "They would have just sat there anyway. Without my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off and put them back in the bowl."

icehog3 · 06-09-2020, 09:40 AM

Oogy.

Brlesq · 06-09-2020, 09:56 AM

CigarNut · 06-09-2020, 10:30 AM

massphatness · 06-09-2020, 01:12 PM

Havanaaddict · 06-09-2020, 02:12 PM

BigAsh · 06-10-2020, 09:21 AM

hahahahaha

Snook · 06-10-2020, 10:37 AM

oof! haha

06-09-2020, 09:13 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Awe Nuts! A pastor goes to a nursing home for the first time to visit an elderly parishioner. As he is sitting there, he notices a bowl of peanuts beside her bed and takes one. As they continue their conversation, he can't help himself and eats one after another. By the time they are through visiting, the bowl is empty. He says, "Mrs. Jones, I'm so sorry, but I seem to have eaten all of your peanuts." "That's okay," she says. "They would have just sat there anyway. Without my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off and put them back in the bowl." __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

06-09-2020, 09:40 AM	#2
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,441 Trading: (60)	Re: Awe Nuts! Oogy. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

06-09-2020, 09:56 AM	#3
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06-09-2020, 10:30 AM	#4
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06-09-2020, 01:12 PM	#5
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06-09-2020, 02:12 PM	#6
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06-10-2020, 09:21 AM	#7
BigAsh Don't knock the Ash... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Keith Location: Yardley, PA Posts: 5,046 Trading: (46)	Re: Awe Nuts! hahahahaha __________________ Keith

06-10-2020, 10:37 AM	#8
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