In honor of St. Paddy's day...

Steve · 03-17-2019, 04:41 PM

Rim shots provided free of charge.

Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
A: Real rocks are too heavy.

Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they're always a little short.

Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
A: He's Dublin over with laughter.

Q: What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick's Day?
A: St. O'Claus.

Q: Are people jealous of the Irish?
A: Sure, they're green with envy.

Q: What would you get if you crossed Quasimodo with an Irish football player?
A: The Halfback of Notre Dame.

Q: Why are leprechauns so hard to get along with?
A: Because they're very short-tempered.

"I married an Irishman on St. Patrick's Day."
"Oh, really?"
"No, O'Reilly!"

Brian D. · 03-17-2019, 08:36 PM

What's Irish and stays outside all year?

Patty O'Furniture.

BigAsh · 03-18-2019, 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian D.

What's Irish and stays outside all year?

Patty O'Furniture.

03-17-2019, 04:41 PM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	In honor of St. Paddy's day... Rim shots provided free of charge. Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day? A: Real rocks are too heavy. Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? A: Because they're always a little short. Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time? A: He's Dublin over with laughter. Q: What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick's Day? A: St. O'Claus. Q: Are people jealous of the Irish? A: Sure, they're green with envy. Q: What would you get if you crossed Quasimodo with an Irish football player? A: The Halfback of Notre Dame. Q: Why are leprechauns so hard to get along with? A: Because they're very short-tempered. "I married an Irishman on St. Patrick's Day." "Oh, really?" "No, O'Reilly!" __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

03-17-2019, 08:36 PM	#2
Brian D. Have My Own Room Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Brian Location: SW Ohio Posts: 1,616 Trading: (1)	Re: In honor of St. Paddy's day... What's Irish and stays outside all year? Patty O'Furniture. __________________ Any gathering that includes Elderboy02 is "NKA"-- --No Ketchup Allowed.

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