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12-11-2018, 07:07 AM | #1 |
Dad Jokester Supreme
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Christmas Groaners Part II...
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas Tree? A pineapple What did the guest sing at the Eskimo Christmas Party? Freeze a jolly good fellow What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve! If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called? A subordinate claus What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month? The letter "D" Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite
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