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Old 11-09-2017, 09:45 AM   #1
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After the honeymoon, the new wife tells her husband, “I think it’s time for you to stop playing golf. In fact, you might as well sell all of your clubs.”

The husband replies, “You’re starting to sound like my ex-wife.”

His wife says, “I thought you said you’ve never been married before?”

The husband says, “I haven’t.”
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Old 11-09-2017, 09:50 AM   #2
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Old 11-09-2017, 10:13 AM   #3
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Old 11-09-2017, 11:40 AM   #5
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I knew that sounded familiar!
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Old 11-09-2017, 12:06 PM   #6
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Old 11-09-2017, 01:07 PM   #7
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Maybe you two are husbands-in-law like Clapton and Harrison...
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I relate to that one better, Joel.


Pretty sure I've lived both.
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