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Old 12-12-2016, 09:10 AM   #1
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Alice: What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?
Johnny: I don't know. What?
Alice: A pineapple!

Phil: Where do snowmen keep their money?
Bill: Beats me.
Phil: In a snow bank.

Darth Vader: I know what you're getting for Christmas.
Luke: How do you know?
Darth Vader: I can feel your presents.

Mike: What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Chrissy: What?
Mike: Chill out.

Josh: What does Jack Frost like best about school?
John: What?
Josh: Snow and tell.

Phil: What has a jolly laugh, brings you presents and scratches up your
furniture?
Harold: Beats me. What?
Phil: Santa Claws.

Teacher: Johnny, define claustrophobia.
Johnny: Fear of Santa Claus?

Luke: What do elves do after school?
Jeffrey: I don't know. What?
Luke: Their gnome work!

Amanda: What's the difference between Santa's reindeer and a knight?
Robert: What?
Amanda: One slays the dragon, and the other's draggin' the sleigh.

Trey: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Brandon: I give up.
Trey: Frostbite.
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Old 12-12-2016, 09:55 AM   #2
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Old 12-12-2016, 12:36 PM   #3
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Old 12-12-2016, 01:07 PM   #4
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I third that emoji.
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Old 12-23-2016, 11:04 AM   #5
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what's green, fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you?




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why do gorillas have such big nostrils?




they have big fingers
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Old 12-23-2016, 12:42 PM   #6
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Nice, love puns
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Old 12-23-2016, 09:46 PM   #7
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The first one made me groan, and I even read the title. Gaaah.
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