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Alice: What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?
Johnny: I don't know. What? Alice: A pineapple! Phil: Where do snowmen keep their money? Bill: Beats me. Phil: In a snow bank. Darth Vader: I know what you're getting for Christmas. Luke: How do you know? Darth Vader: I can feel your presents. Mike: What do snowmen like to do on the weekend? Chrissy: What? Mike: Chill out. Josh: What does Jack Frost like best about school? John: What? Josh: Snow and tell. Phil: What has a jolly laugh, brings you presents and scratches up your furniture? Harold: Beats me. What? Phil: Santa Claws. Teacher: Johnny, define claustrophobia. Johnny: Fear of Santa Claus? Luke: What do elves do after school? Jeffrey: I don't know. What? Luke: Their gnome work! Amanda: What's the difference between Santa's reindeer and a knight? Robert: What? Amanda: One slays the dragon, and the other's draggin' the sleigh. Trey: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Brandon: I give up. Trey: Frostbite.
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