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Two antennas (antennae?) met on a roof.
They fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. ----------- A jumper cable walks into a cafe. The waitress says, "Okay, I'll serve you, but don't try to start anything." ----------- A sandwich walks into a bar. The barkeep says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here." ----------- A man walks into a diner with a slab of asphalt under his arm. He says: "A Coke please, and one for the road." ----------- Did you hear about the fellow who spilled root beer on his kitchen stove? Now he has foam on the range.
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