Chunks is my dog

dijit · 09-18-2016, 08:43 AM

Guy walked into my bar last night.
"Bartender! had a great day at the tables today. Set me up with a shot of all your best liquors!"
Sir thats a lot of booze not sure I can do that.
"Nonsense here's a $100 to sway your decision."
So I sets him up with our top 15 liquors. A short while later they are gone and he is walking out.
"Thanks see you tomorrow."
The next day he comes in looking like he had been rode hard and put away wet. Rough night? I ask.
"Yeah pretty bad. I was up all night blowing chunks."
Mr I tried to tell you that was a lot of liquor all at once. Sorry you got sick.
"Sick? Chunks is my dog."

CigarNut · 09-18-2016, 10:46 AM

Dave128 · 09-19-2016, 09:13 AM

Yuck.

irratebass · 09-20-2016, 07:02 AM

09-18-2016, 08:43 AM	#1
dijit Have My Own Room Join Date: Feb 2012 First Name: Mike Location: Brownsburg, Indiana Posts: 2,186 Trading: (48)	Chunks is my dog Guy walked into my bar last night. "Bartender! had a great day at the tables today. Set me up with a shot of all your best liquors!" Sir thats a lot of booze not sure I can do that. "Nonsense here's a $100 to sway your decision." So I sets him up with our top 15 liquors. A short while later they are gone and he is walking out. "Thanks see you tomorrow." The next day he comes in looking like he had been rode hard and put away wet. Rough night? I ask. "Yeah pretty bad. I was up all night blowing chunks." Mr I tried to tell you that was a lot of liquor all at once. Sorry you got sick. "Sick? Chunks is my dog." __________________ Sporting goods raffle for a great cause. PM me for tickets.

09-18-2016, 10:46 AM	#2
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: Chunks is my dog __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

09-19-2016, 09:13 AM	#3
Dave128 Sexy Dave Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Voorheesville, NY Posts: 3,922 Trading: (4)	Re: Chunks is my dog Yuck. __________________ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin I "heart" Boobies and Beer!

09-20-2016, 07:02 AM	#4
irratebass EMPEROR TOMPKINS Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Mickey Location: Mooresville, Indiana Posts: 8,313 Trading: (48)	Re: Chunks is my dog __________________

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