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Old 04-25-2016, 09:17 AM   #1
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A large number of forest animals were watching two skunks having a knock-down, drag-out argument one day.

The argument was pretty even, so they each turned their backs on the other and let go with their odor.

An old bear standing on the side said; well, I guess they decided they should get their two scents worth in.
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Thanks Steve, I am now dumber from reading that
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That stinks.
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And here I thought this was an educational type thread as I'm battling the real critters real time at home. Have traps set, etc. and thought I was going to learn something. Oi Veh!
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And here I thought this was an educational type thread as I'm battling the real critters real time at home. Have traps set, etc. and thought I was going to learn something. Oi Veh!
Lesson #1...Stay in FRONT of them!
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Lesson #2 they who fight back to back are no sword fighters
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