No Self-Esteem Problems Here...

CigarNut · 05-03-2015, 11:09 PM

The weather was nice on Saturday so I was driving with the top down on my car on one of my frequent trips to the post office. I usually take my dog and he sits or lays down on the front passenger seat.

I was stopped at a light and a (hot) woman is stopped in the lane next to me and she is driving a large SUV -- much higher off the ground so she gets a good look at me.

She rolls her window down and yells out "Hi Gorgeous!" and:

1. I knew that she was not referring to me.
2. The dog knew that she was not referring to me and he wagged his tail at her.

Then the light changed and life goes on...

Subvet642 · 05-03-2015, 11:30 PM

Well, he's a very cute dog.

Porch Dweller · 05-04-2015, 06:53 AM

Flynnster · 05-04-2015, 07:11 AM

He knows who is in charge.

sigsauer · 05-04-2015, 07:25 AM

awesome post!
whatever it takes.........dogs are chick magnets....

swingerofbirches · 05-04-2015, 09:31 AM

lol that's great ... I find that people are generally MUCH nicer to me when our 7.5lb Shih Tzu/Poodle mix is halfway out my window lol

shilala · 05-04-2015, 09:40 AM

He is a cutie...

markem · 05-04-2015, 11:18 AM

Having met Dug the Duge, I can tell you that his personality is amazing. Not surprising that he garners a lot of attention.

CigarNut · 05-04-2015, 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by markem

Having met Dug the Duge, I can tell you that his personality is amazing. Not surprising that he garners a lot of attention.

An explanation -- As Mark knows -- It's Duge as in Dude, as in The Dude. [Dug] The Duge Abides.

Ogre · 05-04-2015, 06:48 PM

Why talk to the "chauffeur" when you can talk to the "Master"

mosesbotbol · 05-04-2015, 09:34 PM

Almost nothing picks up chicks like a dog...

hotreds · 05-05-2015, 07:06 AM

C'est la vie!

Blueface · 05-05-2015, 12:33 PM

05-05-2015, 02:59 PM

Good thing you quickly realized the way things were playing out - could have been a LOT funnier to tell that one!

05-03-2015, 11:30 PM	#2
Subvet642 Bilge Rat Join Date: Nov 2009 First Name: Darren Location: Torpedo Room Bilge Posts: 2,997 Trading: (13)	Re: No Self-Esteem Problems Here... Well, he's a very cute dog. __________________ *"Man's mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not." -John Galt*

05-04-2015, 06:53 AM	#3
Porch Dweller Life is for living Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: James Location: Mississippi Gulf Coast Posts: 8,461 Trading: (24)	Re: No Self-Esteem Problems Here... __________________ A 1911 in the hand is faster than 911 on the phone

05-04-2015, 07:11 AM	#4
Flynnster Life's too short Swishers Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Middle of the Mitten Posts: 787 Trading: (7)	Re: No Self-Esteem Problems Here... He knows who is in charge.

05-04-2015, 07:25 AM	#5
sigsauer Have My Own Room Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 1,371 Trading: (63)	Re: No Self-Esteem Problems Here... awesome post! whatever it takes.........dogs are chick magnets....

05-04-2015, 09:31 AM	#6
swingerofbirches Feeling at Home Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Charlie Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 714 Trading: (0)	Re: No Self-Esteem Problems Here... lol that's great ... I find that people are generally MUCH nicer to me when our 7.5lb Shih Tzu/Poodle mix is halfway out my window lol

05-04-2015, 09:40 AM	#7
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: No Self-Esteem Problems Here... He is a cutie... __________________

05-04-2015, 11:18 AM	#8
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,625 Trading: (47)	Re: No Self-Esteem Problems Here... Having met Dug the Duge, I can tell you that his personality is amazing. Not surprising that he garners a lot of attention. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

05-04-2015, 06:48 PM	#10
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05-05-2015, 07:06 AM	#12
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05-05-2015, 12:33 PM	#13
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05-05-2015, 02:59 PM	#14
badbriar Guest Posts: n/a	Re: No Self-Esteem Problems Here... Good thing you quickly realized the way things were playing out - could have been a LOT funnier to tell that one!

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