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Old 01-29-2015, 08:20 PM   #1
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here are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues:

"Hello?"

"Honey, It's me."

"Sugar!"

"Are you at the club?"

"Yes."

"Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat... It is absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"

"What's the price?"

"Only $2,000.00"

"Well, OK, go ahead and get, if you like it that much..."

"Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2015 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..."

"What price did he quote you?"

"Only $90,000..."

"OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."




"Great!, before we hang up, something else..."

"What?"

"It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and...I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year ... it's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property..."

"How much are they asking?"


"Only $900,000... a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..." "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $850,000. OK?"

"OK, sweetie... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"

"Bye... I do too..."

"The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present: "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
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Old 01-29-2015, 09:04 PM   #2
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Old 01-29-2015, 09:12 PM   #3
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Perfect ending.
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Old 01-29-2015, 09:18 PM   #4
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Oh, man - Neil, your phone WAS at the gym after all!

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Old 01-30-2015, 08:51 AM   #5
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That's awesome!
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Old 01-30-2015, 09:11 AM   #6
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Old 02-28-2015, 05:13 PM   #7
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So they have that much to cover the asking price...What about closing cost, taxes, fees....
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I haven't read/heard this one since the early '00's. Thank you.
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Can I PLEASE have my phone back!
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