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10-08-2014, 10:36 AM
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Dad Jokester Supreme
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Chucky's a Horse Trader for sure!
Young Chuck moved to Montana and bought a horse from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day.
The next day he drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, The horse died." Chuck replied, "Well, then just give me my money back." The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already." Chuck said, "Okay, then, just bring me the dead horse." The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?" Chuck said, "I'm going to raffle him off." The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead horse!" Chuck said, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead." A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, "What happened with that dead horse?" Chuck said, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a net profit of $898." The farmer said, "Didn't anyone complain?" Chuck said, "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."
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10-08-2014, 12:31 PM
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F*ck Cancer!
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Re: Chucky's a Horse Trader for sure!
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10-08-2014, 08:45 PM
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Life, Liberty, Happiness
Join Date: Feb 2010
First Name: Marc
Location: Splitting time between Dayton, NJ and Needmore, PA
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Re: Chucky's a Horse Trader for sure!
That is called "The Art of the Deal" here in the City. Well played.
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