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Old 08-15-2014, 07:51 AM   #1
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Default It's just a quarter...

A guy decides to bring his new girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game.

She replies: "Oh it was great, but there is one thing I don't understand."

"What don't you understand?"

The girlfriend replies, "Well, at the beginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"
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Old 08-15-2014, 08:08 AM   #2
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Old 08-15-2014, 08:38 AM   #3
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Sounds to me she may be blonde.
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Old 08-15-2014, 09:12 AM   #4
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Best not take her to a hockey game then....
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Old 08-15-2014, 09:49 AM   #5
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Old 08-15-2014, 12:27 PM   #6
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Old 08-15-2014, 08:24 PM   #7
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That's cute.
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