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Old 06-23-2014, 07:30 PM   #1
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Default There are two types of countries...
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1. Those who use the metric system,

2. Those who have been to the Moon.

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Old 06-23-2014, 11:57 PM   #2
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Actually, while the US is the only country to put a MAN on the moon, Russia, Japan, China and India have all landed probes on the moon.
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Best use of metric system?

http://youtu.be/FNYzwYMdO3w
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Best use of metric system?

http://youtu.be/FNYzwYMdO3w
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08bzBAKCRlM
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Actually, while the US is the only country to put a MAN on the moon, Russia, Japan, China and India have all landed probes on the moon.
There you go again Tom, wrecking a perfectly good xenophobic joke with facts. How rude and unattractive.
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Actually, while the US is the only country to put a MAN on the moon, Russia, Japan, China and India have all landed probes on the moon.
Landed my probe on a moon way back when. She slapped me.
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NOW there's some funny stuff in this thread!
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