Saving

kelmac07 · 02-12-2014, 07:14 AM

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job.'

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.

They faxed.

They e-mailed.

They e-mailed with attachments.

They downloaded.

They did spreadsheets!

They wrote reports.

They created labels and cards.

They created charts and graphs.

They did some genealogy reports.

They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hades.
Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off.

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the
underworld.

Jesus just sighed.

Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:

'It's gone! It's all GONE! 'I lost everything when the power went out!'

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two
hours of work.

Satan observed this and became irate. 'Wait!' he screamed. 'That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?'

God just shrugged and said...

JESUS SAVES

big_jaygee · 02-12-2014, 07:39 AM

Yes HE does

equetefue · 02-12-2014, 08:05 AM

hahahaha great way to start my morning !

Steve · 02-12-2014, 08:56 AM

Nice!

czerbe · 02-12-2014, 09:01 AM

And there you have it!

363 · 02-12-2014, 09:10 AM

hahaha

CigarNut · 02-12-2014, 09:12 AM

STEVE S · 02-12-2014, 11:09 AM

, And that pretty much says it all!!

Remo · 02-12-2014, 11:11 AM

Very funny

dijit · 02-12-2014, 11:59 AM

Thanks I needed that!

irratebass · 02-12-2014, 12:02 PM

Nice one Mac

Dave128 · 02-12-2014, 01:14 PM

Very nice, Mac!

Heavy_d · 02-13-2014, 05:06 PM

Hahaha

Blueface · 02-13-2014, 05:15 PM

02-12-2014, 07:14 AM	#1
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Saving Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job.' So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They faxed. They e-mailed. They e-mailed with attachments. They downloaded. They did spreadsheets! They wrote reports. They created labels and cards. They created charts and graphs. They did some genealogy reports. They did every job known to man. Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hades. Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming: 'It's gone! It's all GONE! 'I lost everything when the power went out!' Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work. Satan observed this and became irate. 'Wait!' he screamed. 'That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?' God just shrugged and said... JESUS SAVES __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

02-12-2014, 07:39 AM	#2
big_jaygee I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Dec 2012 First Name: Jason Location: Houston Posts: 3,914 Trading: (59)	Re: Saving Yes HE does

02-12-2014, 08:05 AM	#3
equetefue Liga Privada Hoarder Join Date: Jun 2012 First Name: Edwin Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 1,348 Trading: (17)	Re: Saving hahahaha great way to start my morning ! __________________

02-12-2014, 08:56 AM	#4
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Saving Nice! __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

02-12-2014, 09:01 AM	#5
czerbe Just a Traveling Man Join Date: Apr 2012 First Name: Corey Location: Reading Pa Posts: 1,309 Trading: (2)	Re: Saving And there you have it! __________________ Live fast, hard, everyday like its your last.

02-12-2014, 09:10 AM	#6
363 Infecting Via PM Join Date: May 2012 First Name: Brendon Location: Maryland Posts: 1,773 Trading: (35)	Re: Saving hahaha __________________ Support our Troops "do NOT put pizza in your briar without letting it cool off Brendon" - Sterns

02-12-2014, 09:12 AM	#7
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: Saving __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

02-12-2014, 11:09 AM	#8
STEVE S Have My Own Room Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Steve Location: Coconut Creek, Fl. Posts: 1,092 Trading: (1)	Re: Saving , And that pretty much says it all!! __________________ Smoking cigars is a hobby and a great way to pass the time of day!

02-12-2014, 11:11 AM	#9
Remo C.I.A Join Date: Feb 2011 First Name: Mike Location: Palm Harbor, Florida Posts: 12,597 Trading: (122)	Re: Saving Very funny __________________

02-12-2014, 11:59 AM	#10
dijit Have My Own Room Join Date: Feb 2012 First Name: Mike Location: Brownsburg, Indiana Posts: 2,186 Trading: (48)	Re: Saving Thanks I needed that! __________________ Sporting goods raffle for a great cause. PM me for tickets.

02-12-2014, 12:02 PM	#11
irratebass EMPEROR TOMPKINS Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Mickey Location: Mooresville, Indiana Posts: 8,313 Trading: (48)	Re: Saving Nice one Mac __________________

02-12-2014, 01:14 PM	#12
Dave128 Sexy Dave Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Voorheesville, NY Posts: 3,922 Trading: (4)	Re: Saving Very nice, Mac! __________________ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin I "heart" Boobies and Beer!

02-13-2014, 05:06 PM	#13
Heavy_d Feeling at Home Join Date: Jun 2013 First Name: Derek Location: Eastern, KY Posts: 878 Trading: (1)	Re: Saving Hahaha __________________ "maybe it's like becoming one with the cigar. You lose yourself in it; everything fades away" -Raul Julia

02-13-2014, 05:15 PM	#14
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Re: Saving __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian

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