The 16 degree Cigar Fiasco

mikesr1963 · 02-02-2014, 06:07 PM

During our freeze out I was Jonesing for a stogie. I mean, it had been since mid December since my last one. I said what the hell, it's 16 degrees outside, I'l just bundle up and prep the smoke here in the house, then go sit on my porch bench and enjoy my cigar. It started fine for about 5 minutes. Then it got really hard to draw. Then, it got hard to keep lit. Then the wrapper started flaking off. I was like what the heck is going on here? Well, after a few minutes of looking it over I concluded the perfect 70 percent humidity froze and my tropically moist cigar freaked out on my and turned to crap.

smokin5 · 02-02-2014, 07:34 PM

Cigarcicles!
Cool!!

Sadden · 02-02-2014, 09:08 PM

Try it when its -40

TFed · 02-02-2014, 09:24 PM

Can't imagine 40 below. But, i fell in love with cigars during the winter 3 years ago. Sitting out on my front porch. La Gloria Cubana with straight up Bacardi Gold outside between 15 and 45 degrees. Near perfect!

icehog3 · 02-02-2014, 09:30 PM

70* in my basement, 365 days a year.

AdamJoshua · 02-02-2014, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

70* in my basement, 365 days a year.

Yes, it's great but you have to get used to hearing Tom say, 'It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again", over and over.

icehog3 · 02-02-2014, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by AdamJoshua

Yes, it's great but you have to get used to hearing Tom say, 'It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again", over and over.

I'd **** me.

AdamJoshua · 02-02-2014, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

I'd **** me.

Calm down Jergins boy.

icehog3 · 02-02-2014, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by AdamJoshua

Calm down Jergins boy.

Was she like a big fat person?

bruceolee · 02-03-2014, 05:26 PM

This is why I have a smoking room which is also my personal entertainment room. My MAC, My 50in HDTV, my PS4, PS3, Xbox 360, Wii, 2 "ready" humidors (one for NC and the other for CC), Mini frig/freezer., and a damned litter box/feed station for my cat who never leaves my side. All for those billion degree summers and a fan system for the beautiful winters so i can open up the windows. It's all about prepping

I got sick of smoking out in the summer and the cigars either getting too hot/harsh or burn issues due to the near ocean levels of humidity and in the winters the cigars drying out too fast and bursting so by the end of it the cigar looked like an exploding cigar aftermath.

02-02-2014, 06:07 PM	#1
mikesr1963 CAO FLATHEAD Join Date: Jan 2014 First Name: Mister Location: Nuttsville City Posts: 111 Trading: (0)	The 16 degree Cigar Fiasco During our freeze out I was Jonesing for a stogie. I mean, it had been since mid December since my last one. I said what the hell, it's 16 degrees outside, I'l just bundle up and prep the smoke here in the house, then go sit on my porch bench and enjoy my cigar. It started fine for about 5 minutes. Then it got really hard to draw. Then, it got hard to keep lit. Then the wrapper started flaking off. I was like what the heck is going on here? Well, after a few minutes of looking it over I concluded the perfect 70 percent humidity froze and my tropically moist cigar freaked out on my and turned to crap.

02-02-2014, 07:34 PM	#2
smokin5 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: On the Mountaintop - AZ Posts: 2,002 Trading: (69)	Re: The 16 degree Cigar Fiasco Cigarcicles! Cool!! __________________ Pobody's Nerfect.

02-02-2014, 09:08 PM	#3
Sadden Its only money... Join Date: May 2012 First Name: Colin Posts: 367 Trading: (0)	Re: The 16 degree Cigar Fiasco Try it when its -40 __________________ If you want to party with the boys , be prepared to get up and work with the men the next morning. -Colin

02-02-2014, 09:24 PM	#4
TFed Hetman Join Date: Jan 2014 First Name: Terry Location: Ithaca, NY Posts: 98 Trading: (0)	Re: The 16 degree Cigar Fiasco Can't imagine 40 below. But, i fell in love with cigars during the winter 3 years ago. Sitting out on my front porch. La Gloria Cubana with straight up Bacardi Gold outside between 15 and 45 degrees. Near perfect!

02-02-2014, 09:30 PM	#5
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,440 Trading: (60)	Re: The 16 degree Cigar Fiasco 70* in my basement, 365 days a year. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

02-03-2014, 05:26 PM	#10
bruceolee King of Rants Join Date: Aug 2009 First Name: Jason Location: South Florida Posts: 1,227 Trading: (1)	Re: The 16 degree Cigar Fiasco This is why I have a smoking room which is also my personal entertainment room. My MAC, My 50in HDTV, my PS4, PS3, Xbox 360, Wii, 2 "ready" humidors (one for NC and the other for CC), Mini frig/freezer., and a damned litter box/feed station for my cat who never leaves my side. All for those billion degree summers and a fan system for the beautiful winters so i can open up the windows. It's all about prepping I got sick of smoking out in the summer and the cigars either getting too hot/harsh or burn issues due to the near ocean levels of humidity and in the winters the cigars drying out too fast and bursting so by the end of it the cigar looked like an exploding cigar aftermath. __________________ “When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name.” Spurgeon

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