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Old 08-26-2013, 09:40 AM   #1
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I was channel surfing during the first commercial for Breaking Bad, and came across M. Cyrus on the VMAs. I think I threw up a little in my mouth.
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Old 08-26-2013, 09:59 AM   #2
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lmao...the wifey asked me to put it into the dvr for her while she was out. Thankfully I didn't have to watch it too!!
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That girl has truly gone off the deep end. Her daddy must be so proud. Not sure what her appeal is. She looks like a skinny crack whore.
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Old 08-26-2013, 10:15 AM   #4
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WOW...just WOW!!! I think I got herpes from watching that.
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Old 08-26-2013, 10:16 AM   #5
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I swear they do it intentionally, to stay somewhat relevant as otherwise, no one would care to talk about them.
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Old 08-26-2013, 10:26 AM   #6
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That girl has truly gone off the deep end. Her daddy must be so proud. Not sure what her appeal is. She looks like a skinny crack whore.
It's probably breaking his heart. His achy breaky heart.
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Old 08-26-2013, 10:34 AM   #7
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It's probably breaking his heart. His achy breaky heart.
Did The Poet write that joke for you?
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Old 08-26-2013, 10:38 AM   #8
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I saw on FB about this so I YouTube'd it and had to stop watching after 2 min.. Why must she stick her tongue out and make that awful face?
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Old 08-26-2013, 10:55 AM   #9
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I saw on FB about this so I YouTube'd it and had to stop watching after 2 min.. Why must she stick her tongue out and make that awful face?
That was really strange. Maybe she pictured it differently in her mind? With the rest of her act maybe she just didn't care what it looked like.
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Old 08-26-2013, 11:11 AM   #10
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Miss Cyrus went from cute to gross in no time flat. She needs a reality check as what she has been doing for the last year or two isn't cutting it. We get it, move on...
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Old 08-26-2013, 11:50 AM   #12
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I don't watch the VMA's....nor do I have any opinion of MC in general, but I just went and watched this....to see what the fuss was about and give a big meh....

It's not my thing, music I'm into ect...but what, a singer sex-potting it up....what??? Maybe I'm missing something...
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Did The Poet write that joke for you?
He's more clever than I am. I just take the easy ones.
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The look on Will Smith's face and that of the three kids is a pisser.
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WOW...just WOW!!! I think I got herpes from watching that.
Yeah!...that's how I got it. Oh, I am so relieved I know what to tell my GF now.
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Yeah!...that's how I got it. Oh, I am so relieved I know what to tell my GF now.
I am sure she will be very understanding.

I murdered an elf then thouroughly enjoyed a slice of meat lovers pizza after seeing a GIF of Miley's performance.
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That was just awesome. I couldn't really figure out what was going on, but I'm old. Kids like shock as much as we did growing up. Anything to get an eyebrow raise out of the parents and old folk, I suppose.
In 10 more years they'll probably be wandering around, junk hanging out, with pitchforks surgically implanted in their faces and a live chicken up their ass. 1,000 tattoos and piercings will be blase.
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I don't understand why MTV put on a music award show. Do they have something to do with music?
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That was just awesome. I couldn't really figure out what was going on, but I'm old. Kids like shock as much as we did growing up. Anything to get an eyebrow raise out of the parents and old folk, I suppose.
In 10 more years they'll probably be wandering around, junk hanging out, with pitchforks surgically implanted in their faces and a live chicken up their ass. 1,000 tattoos and piercings will be blase.
OH I CAN NOT WAIT!!!!!!!!
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