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04-27-2013, 07:03 AM
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Gramps 4x's
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny
Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana
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Bottle of Merlot
Bottle of Merlot
A Man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant. So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there'..... and indicated the sender with a nod of his head. She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read: 'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants'.. After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady. It read: 'Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be, I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen and Miami , and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana . There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches. Just send the wine back.'
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04-27-2013, 07:50 AM
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F*ck Cancer!
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Re: Bottle of Merlot
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04-27-2013, 10:33 AM
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Re: Bottle of Merlot
I remember when I wrote that note. Ah, the rashness of youth.
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04-27-2013, 01:27 PM
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I'm nuts for the place
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Re: Bottle of Merlot
If anyone orders merlot, I'm leaving. I'm NOT drinking any F*CKING MERLOT!
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04-28-2013, 09:48 PM
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Heads up get down
Join Date: Oct 2010
First Name: Clayton
Location: NW Alabama by the river
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Re: Bottle of Merlot
Just the appearance of Merlot the magician makes people disappear.
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