Piano Man and his Monkey

Blueface · 01-02-2013, 11:00 AM

A piano player in a bar has a trained monkey that runs around to customers and collects tips while the guy plays piano.

In between songs the monkey hops up onto the bar and squats over a man's drink and dips his testicles into the beverage then scampers away.

Miffed, the man approaches the piano player and says, "do you know your monkey dipped his balls in my martini?"

Piano player says, "no, but if you hum a few bars i can probably pick it up".

kelmac07 · 01-02-2013, 03:03 PM

STEVE S · 01-02-2013, 03:31 PM

Ogre · 01-02-2013, 09:17 PM

yourchoice · 01-02-2013, 09:22 PM

big_jaygee · 01-02-2013, 10:10 PM

01-02-2013, 11:00 AM	#1
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Piano Man and his Monkey A piano player in a bar has a trained monkey that runs around to customers and collects tips while the guy plays piano. In between songs the monkey hops up onto the bar and squats over a man's drink and dips his testicles into the beverage then scampers away. Miffed, the man approaches the piano player and says, "do you know your monkey dipped his balls in my martini?" Piano player says, "no, but if you hum a few bars i can probably pick it up". __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian

01-02-2013, 03:03 PM	#2
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01-02-2013, 03:31 PM	#3
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