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Old 12-20-2012, 06:09 AM   #1
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Default Construction Christmas Tree (*Pic)

This is the Christmas Tree in the shop, it is a pretty impressive sight to behold in person. Very magical.

*Strobe Angel Duct taped (Makes sense)
*Extinguisher close by (Safety first)
*Window cleaner (Just in case)
*Caution tape (No explanation necessary)
*Empty tin of cookies
*Free vendor hat
*Scraper
*Calculator (Not sure of the purpose, maybe somebody dropped it while walking by?)
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Old 12-20-2012, 06:26 AM   #2
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Pretty rad. I love charlie brown trees.
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Old 12-20-2012, 07:17 AM   #3
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Pretty rad. I love charlie brown trees.
Yup, all class.
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Old 12-20-2012, 07:32 AM   #4
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looks nice there buddy! Wish we had a tree at work
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Old 12-20-2012, 08:00 AM   #5
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No texture coat flocking?

//me walks away disappointed.
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Old 12-20-2012, 08:01 AM   #6
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No texture coat flocking?

//me walks away disappointed.
Hmmm we do have some spray foam...
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Old 12-20-2012, 08:43 AM   #7
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Hmmm we do have some spray foam...
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Old 12-20-2012, 08:59 AM   #8
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It needs gloves, welding rods, a hardhat liner and safety vest. Probably a harness, too.
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Old 12-20-2012, 09:03 AM   #9
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His boss is gonna get mad that he is doing all these mods to the tree and not working
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Pfft. I'd send Shane 3 more guys to help him steal the stuff he needed.
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Old 12-20-2012, 09:12 AM   #11
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Update: (That is a small stocking with coal in it on the top right)
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getting there
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Old 12-20-2012, 09:41 AM   #13
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a stapler is a must have!
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I figured out what's missing, Shane. Take it out and drag it around in the mud!!!
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I just added a rock under it.
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Old 12-20-2012, 10:09 AM   #16
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His boss is gonna get mad that he is doing all these mods to the tree and not working
Shane work??? He works for CA
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