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Old 11-08-2012, 09:53 PM   #1
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"New survey finds pizza, Family Guy now among top concerns of Colorado, Washington voters."
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Old 11-08-2012, 10:21 PM   #2
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Marijuana legalization got more votes than Obama in Colorado.
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Old 11-08-2012, 10:28 PM   #3
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Old 11-08-2012, 10:33 PM   #4
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Huh?
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Old 11-08-2012, 10:58 PM   #5
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Ren and Stimpy are huge at the Thanksgiving Day parade.
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Old 11-08-2012, 11:47 PM   #6
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White castle franchises now being offered in Colorado.
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Old 11-09-2012, 02:21 AM   #7
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No Cheetos to be found on shelves.
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Old 11-09-2012, 09:29 AM   #8
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I don't know about you guys, but I'm buying stock in Taco Bell
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Old 11-09-2012, 09:41 AM   #9
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Where did I put my Funyuns?
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Old 11-09-2012, 10:06 AM   #10
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Old 11-20-2012, 05:45 PM   #11
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Old 11-20-2012, 06:32 PM   #12
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I also heard that Colorado bought all the remaining product that was stored up by Hostess. To be released when the law goes into effect.
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2 gals went to a Colorado courthouse to get married and they got a licker license.
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