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Old 10-04-2012, 05:27 PM   #1
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There was a Chess Masters convention and several of the attendees were standing in the hotel lobby, discussing their past victories. After about an hour of this, the manager came over and asked them to disperse.

"But why?" they asked.

"Because," the manager said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."




















OK...I agree, that was pretty bad!
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Old 10-04-2012, 05:55 PM   #2
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Wow. I like it.
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Old 10-04-2012, 05:55 PM   #3
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There was a Chess Masters convention and several of the attendees were standing in the hotel lobby, discussing their past victories. After about an hour of this, the manager came over and asked them to disperse.

"But why?" they asked.

"Because," the manager said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."




OK...I agree, that was pretty bad!
Then why did you post it???? Oh, I forgot, your STEVE!!!!
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Old 10-04-2012, 06:11 PM   #4
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Old 10-04-2012, 09:47 PM   #5
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Ouch!!
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