Cigar Asylum Cigar Forum  

Go Back   Cigar Asylum Cigar Forum > Non Cigar Specialty Forums > Misc > Jokes

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 10-15-2008, 10:59 AM   #1
SmokeyJoe
Chief Wannastogie Lounge
 
SmokeyJoe's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Joe
Location: Raleigh, NC
Posts: 3,163
Trading: (28)
VR
SmokeyJoe has much to be proud ofSmokeyJoe has much to be proud ofSmokeyJoe has much to be proud ofSmokeyJoe has much to be proud ofSmokeyJoe has much to be proud ofSmokeyJoe has much to be proud ofSmokeyJoe has much to be proud ofSmokeyJoe has much to be proud of
Default School: 1957 vs. 2007

SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2007

Scenario :
Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2007 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to
jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for
traumatized students and teachers.

Scenario:
Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.


Scenario:
Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
1957 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2007 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.


Scenario:
Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2007 - Billy' s dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.


Scenario:
Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1957 - Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.
2007 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario:
Pedro fails high school English.
1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

Scenario:
Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.
1957 - Ants die.
2007- BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario:
Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.

(Not sure this really qualifies as a joke - kind of sad, really!)
SmokeyJoe is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-15-2008, 11:43 AM   #2
ahc4353
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: School: 1957 vs. 2007

Sad but so true.
  Reply With Quote
Old 10-16-2008, 08:53 AM   #3
Tikihut27
Learned to Love the Bomb
 
Tikihut27's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Rochester, NY
Posts: 818
Trading: (3)
Army (Retired)
Tikihut27 has a spectacular aura aboutTikihut27 has a spectacular aura about
Default Re: School: 1957 vs. 2007

Quote:
Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.
I tell the young kids that we had smoking lounges in High School, for the students, in the '80's and they think I'm lying. It's hard to imagine, now.
__________________
I can no longer sit back and allow... the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
Tikihut27 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-16-2008, 11:10 AM   #4
dunng
MassHole
 
dunng's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Greg
Location: MassHole
Posts: 4,719
Trading: (59)
Bolivar
dunng has disabled reputation
Default Re: School: 1957 vs. 2007

Sad...
__________________
MassHole Banter
dunng is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-16-2008, 11:13 AM   #5
GreySmoke
Lost my way
 
GreySmoke's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Ben
Location: Lavon, TX
Posts: 22
Trading: (5)
GreySmoke is on a distinguished road
Default Re: School: 1957 vs. 2007

Not so far from the truth saldly enough...
GreySmoke is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-16-2008, 11:14 AM   #6
tobii3
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: School: 1957 vs. 2007

Quote:
Originally Posted by ahc4353 View Post
Sad but so true.
Al was around back before Schools were invented.......
  Reply With Quote
Old 10-16-2008, 01:20 PM   #7
Thaplumbr
Feeling at Home
 
Thaplumbr's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Leroy
Location: Jacksonville Arkansas
Posts: 585
Trading: (58)
Montecristo
Thaplumbr will become famous soon enough
Default Re: School: 1957 vs. 2007

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tikihut27 View Post
I tell the young kids that we had smoking lounges in High School, for the students, in the '80's and they think I'm lying. It's hard to imagine, now.
yeah same here, my wife just thought it was amazing that we had a smoking ramp in my high school, and yes, i always had my guns in the gunrack of my truck too!
Thaplumbr is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-19-2008, 09:24 PM   #8
Starscream
Knowhutimean, Vern?
 
Starscream's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Andy
Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA
Posts: 10,237
Trading: (4)
Partagas
Starscream is a splendid one to beholdStarscream is a splendid one to beholdStarscream is a splendid one to beholdStarscream is a splendid one to beholdStarscream is a splendid one to beholdStarscream is a splendid one to behold
Default Re: School: 1957 vs. 2007

As an educator in the publick skool sistum, I can tell u that this wood b funny if it wernt troo.
__________________

Insert quote here.
Starscream is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-19-2008, 10:19 PM   #9
Jbailey
Brewcifer
 
Jbailey's Avatar
3
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Dave
Location: Madison, WI
Posts: 5,212
Trading: (17)
Jbailey has disabled reputation
Default Re: School: 1957 vs. 2007

Don't know if I should laugh or cry.
Jbailey is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-21-2008, 02:15 PM   #10
MithShrike
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: School: 1957 vs. 2007

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tikihut27 View Post
I tell the young kids that we had smoking lounges in High School, for the students, in the '80's and they think I'm lying. It's hard to imagine, now.
Yeah when I went to high school our JROTC hangout room used to be the smoking room for the students and teachers.
  Reply With Quote
Old 10-21-2008, 02:40 PM   #11
MTB996
Adjusting to the Life
 
MTB996's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Hillsborough, NC
Posts: 317
Trading: (1)
Partagas
MTB996 is on a distinguished road
Default Re: School: 1957 vs. 2007

Funny, scary, sad.

thanks for sharing.
MTB996 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-21-2008, 07:33 PM   #12
Gophernut
Have My Own Room
 
Gophernut's Avatar
2
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Steve
Location: Hudson, WI
Posts: 1,661
Trading: (15)
Diplomatico
Gophernut will become famous soon enoughGophernut will become famous soon enough
Default Re: School: 1957 vs. 2007

Quote:
Originally Posted by andysutherland View Post
As an educator in the publick skool sistum, I can tell u that this wood b funny if it wernt troo.
Gophernut is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-21-2008, 08:06 PM   #13
md4958
Captain Cannoli
 
md4958's Avatar
1
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Moe
Location: Suffield, CT
Posts: 5,712
Trading: (62)
HUpmann
md4958 has disabled reputation
Default Re: School: 1957 vs. 2007

This could just as easily been 1997 vs 2007.
__________________


"One fart can foul the air for everyone" - Esteemed philosopher
"If avoiding the nasty $hit is being a snob, them I am guilty as charged."- Same esteemed philosopher.
md4958 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-26-2009, 11:03 PM   #14
Cyanide
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: School: 1957 vs. 2007

Rack up another win for Canada!!!

I first read this and thought someone was being a bit of a drama-queen, dreaming up the rediculous extreme end of the spectrum and only concentrating on that. "Denying the middle-ground" so-to-speak.

Then I realized, maybe this is the way schools are now in the USA. If this is indeed true, then like I said....another social victory for Canada.

I find schools here have been able to correct the problems of the past without venturing down the path of over-policing that is described above.

Sorry for re-hashing an old topic, it apparently came up during a search and I thought it was a contemporary post-set, apparently this is months old. No need sparking up new discussion if you just want to ignore this post.


Cheers

Cyanide
  Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 11:22 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
All content is copyrighted jointly by Cigar Asylum and the content provider.