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Old 08-21-2012, 11:50 AM   #1
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I've known they were dangerous since I was a teenager! It was only a matter of time til I had proof! We should ban the all, I say. BAN THEM ALL!!! For the safety of mankind (menkind?) the ladies should be willing to support this ban!!

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Old 08-21-2012, 11:52 AM   #2
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on another note, thats messed up!!
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Old 08-21-2012, 12:03 PM   #3
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They definitely should be banned!

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Old 08-21-2012, 12:06 PM   #4
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I guess the neighbor wasn't giving her much....support

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I guess the neighbor wasn't giving her much....support

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He was being a real boob about it!!!
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Plus, this gives a whole new meaning to Fox News, don'tcha think?
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She's in custody awaiting the end of the probe!
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Strangled with a bra...I've heard it all now.
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Old 08-21-2012, 06:43 PM   #9
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I don't know. Most women would look a lot different without them. A lot of what you see isn't really there without the bra.

Bras don't kill, women do.

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I don't know. Most women would look a lot different without them. A lot of what you see isn't really there without the bra.

Bras don't kill, women do.

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Oh, I don't know about that! Bras have killed many a young and inexperienced guy's best moves!!! The least they could do to make them "safe" would be to replace those darn hooks with Velcro! Even my wife agrees the hooks are the bane of bras! If we can take the hooks out of the bras, then they could be safe for all!!!

I completely missed that line poking out in the story!! Great grab, you two!
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